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Bentley’s Revealing Tweets

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They reveal he is actually an imbecile. Here’s some examples to whet your appetite…

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Cider beer or vodka what a choice
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Why wasn’t the world made with 36 hour days , 10 hours sleep , work, party , golf , tennis so much easier and relaxed its a dream
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Just seen a man on sky news in a typhoon in thailand trying to ride a bike what is he thinking so funny !!!
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I might do an online dragons den anyone got some ideas or inventions
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when are they going to invent flying cars I thought fifth element days where upon us
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Ask yourself this question deep down inside do you take happiness from people being successful or unsuccessful
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The bloke that’s on facebook acting as me is a nob it aint me
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Love the start of films that are dreamworks with the boy sat on the moon

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72 comments

  • jAX says:

    and like saying he’s dumb like that not on

  • Sid Trotter says:

    hmm, disappointing

  • Astromesmo says:

    Poor old Bentley. I don’t think there’s many footballers that would bear the ‘Wilkinson Sword’ logo across their exam results. These do seem like absolutely genius acts of randomness & the blatherings of the vague – but not exactly into idiot territory.

    Maybe this is Bentley’s bigotgate moment, when we all start suddenly feeling sorry for him and he gets a collective ‘ahhh, bless’, when he runs out on the pitch next time, like seeing kittens playing with lambs?

    • jfdit says:

      I feel a bit sorry for the lad, it’s not his fault some idiot decided to pay blackburn 2 or 3 times his actual value, his arrival seemed to kick lennon up the arse form wise.

      We going to need the fringe players to start mucking in as the injuries stack up.

      What did anyone make of our ‘arry’s lack of comments after the game yesterday? Has the club finally gagged him?

      • Astromesmo says:

        I think he might have been busy throwing sandbags at Gomes to see if he could catch one, either that or massaging Daws and begging his knee to get better.

      • TMWNA says:

        The less he says, the more I can stomach him. And vice versa.

      • Trembly says:

        Kev said he was feeling under the weather. Perhaps he’s just had enough of the media circus for a bit. Perhaps it’s got naff all to do with the club.

        Perhaps it’s ill effects of the smoke inhalation from the fire at the hotel on the Thursday night before the game? Honestly, first Lasagnagate and then they try to smoke out the team.

  • toddspur says:

    Shag this tweeting cocknob; heres my ratings

    Gomes – 7 usual top reactions
    Hutton – 7.5 VG
    The Bull – 8 towering
    Gallarse – 8.5 quality…at last
    A&E – 7 didnt have much to do
    Baler – 9 MOM
    Modders- 9 saw a lot of the ball
    VDV – 8, wish he’d got the 90 mins in he needed; top clas again

    Pav – 8….would have been 9 save for Pen miss
    Crouch – 7 for attacking; 9 for defensive work

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