They reveal he is actually an imbecile. Here’s some examples to whet your appetite…
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Cider beer or vodka what a choice
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Why wasn’t the world made with 36 hour days , 10 hours sleep , work, party , golf , tennis so much easier and relaxed its a dream
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Just seen a man on sky news in a typhoon in thailand trying to ride a bike what is he thinking so funny !!!
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I might do an online dragons den anyone got some ideas or inventions
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when are they going to invent flying cars I thought fifth element days where upon us
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Ask yourself this question deep down inside do you take happiness from people being successful or unsuccessful
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The bloke that’s on facebook acting as me is a nob it aint me
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Love the start of films that are dreamworks with the boy sat on the moon
and like saying he’s dumb like that not on
hmm, disappointing
Poor old Bentley. I don’t think there’s many footballers that would bear the ‘Wilkinson Sword’ logo across their exam results. These do seem like absolutely genius acts of randomness & the blatherings of the vague – but not exactly into idiot territory.
Maybe this is Bentley’s bigotgate moment, when we all start suddenly feeling sorry for him and he gets a collective ‘ahhh, bless’, when he runs out on the pitch next time, like seeing kittens playing with lambs?
I feel a bit sorry for the lad, it’s not his fault some idiot decided to pay blackburn 2 or 3 times his actual value, his arrival seemed to kick lennon up the arse form wise.
We going to need the fringe players to start mucking in as the injuries stack up.
What did anyone make of our ‘arry’s lack of comments after the game yesterday? Has the club finally gagged him?
I think he might have been busy throwing sandbags at Gomes to see if he could catch one, either that or massaging Daws and begging his knee to get better.
The less he says, the more I can stomach him. And vice versa.
Kev said he was feeling under the weather. Perhaps he’s just had enough of the media circus for a bit. Perhaps it’s got naff all to do with the club.
Perhaps it’s ill effects of the smoke inhalation from the fire at the hotel on the Thursday night before the game? Honestly, first Lasagnagate and then they try to smoke out the team.
Shag this tweeting cocknob; heres my ratings
Gomes – 7 usual top reactions
Hutton – 7.5 VG
The Bull – 8 towering
Gallarse – 8.5 quality…at last
A&E – 7 didnt have much to do
Baler – 9 MOM
Modders- 9 saw a lot of the ball
VDV – 8, wish he’d got the 90 mins in he needed; top clas again
Pav – 8….would have been 9 save for Pen miss
Crouch – 7 for attacking; 9 for defensive work
Forgot Marmite….how very dare I
8; good engine
VDV – I agree those extra 5 mins or so would make all the difference. :ermm:
physcologically it would have
Blimey, quite generous… For those kind of scores I would have expected us to beat Ar5ena1 at the Emptycrates… Hang on, do you have a confounded time machine Toddspur… Hoorah, we did them!
Not used to rating a team that has won a PL game Astro!
Disastrous if any substance to it. :-(
http://www.spurscast.com/2010/11/huddlestone-out-for-up-to-8-weeks.html?
Terrible news. f*cking terrible news