Werder Bremen announced today their list of players unfit to play in tonight’s fixture totals 11. In an exclusive interview earlier this morning with Thomas Schaaf the Bremen coach I was told, ‘Zey are alles die ganze Zeit betrunken H, meine alte mate.’
‘Zer Füße areswollen und nutzlos.’ Tom went on, ‘Ich bin eine bit kippered.’
This of course is a malaise not unique to those Sausage Side but here too in these once proud, Spectic Isles.
Arry Redschnapps announced that their was a question mark over Gareth Bale after a shoulder of Gordons Gin injury was picked up at the Emptycrates and admitted Raphael Van Der Vaart is, ‘struggling’ with a half case of vintage Champagne.
The consequences of tonight’s game are straightforward enough. If Werder Bremen lose they exit the competition. If Spurs win then they will have qualified for the next round. Hurrah. The outcome of what other permutations lead to are beyond me.
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Spurs: Gomes; Hutton, Kaboul, Gallas, Assou-Ekotto; Lennon, Modric, Jenas, Bale; Crouch, Pavlyuchenko.
Subs – Cudicini, Bassong, Corluka, Kranjcar, Palacios, Keane, Defoe.
6th place in the PL and the CL is still in our hands. Like JJ said if you had been offered that at the start of the season we would happily have taken it.
Taking the injuries and dodgy strikers into account we are doing as well as could be expected and I am optimistic tonight but if things go badly I hope the boo boys don’t start up again.
It would also be great if Crouch and Defoe can spark it off tonight as they are closest we have to a striker partnership.
I kinda like that Lineup, though i would have preferred Krancjar to start…
Defoe super sub grabs a hatrick, to give us a draw.
Dont be so negative – Defoe with the hatrick that makes it 4-3 to Bremen.
Spurs 4-0 down at half time. Run out 5-4 winners the last goal scored in the 3rd minute of added time.
I’d love Pav to get a clean f*cking shoe-in on a goal tonight. Absolutely love it.
Here’s hoping just as much that Gallas has another stormer tonight.
BIOYWBC!
Trott is a yid!
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