Date: 3rd December 2010 at 9:28am
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This has just come in from a source less reliable than my server.

is the name in the frame. He’s been named on a few sites, of course but my information says that this chap has got looking for more tablets (Although I am assured by this is no immediate threat to his current or long term health and well being).

The cost of this wunderkind has been bandied about at the €8M mark and of course you can only imagine the reality of aTottingham negotiation.

Here he is smokin’ up the pitch, making Lionel Messi look like a Darlek.

And if you don’t like your power metal awful, you may wish to hit mute now.