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” My boss spoke to Harry Friday and although it’s old hat in regards of the press doing the story, I can confirm Scott Parker will definitely sign for Spurs. I think we might let them loan a player or two from us although that has no bearing on the deal. If woodgate gets fit, it might be him that turns up at upton “

This from Ryantegan on Spurs Community – sics galore.

My first thought is that you can take the boy out of West Ham, but you can’t take the West Ham out of the boy. I’m not talking about Parker, I’m referring to Arry.

Why in the name of Cliff Richard is the manager of a club with Champions League status looking to buy players from a club in free – fall? This reminds of when The Toon were relegated and there was a queue of people arguing the merits of  poaching players who in some twisted logic were a good bet individually, but only rubbish when seen as part of the whole Newcastle team.

Scott Parker I am sure is a half good footballer. But why would we want him? He won’t be cheap and he won’t work for free.

West Ham’s situation is similar to Newcastle’s. Chaos in the boardroom and gormless players on the park. The best course of action is if you fancy a dash of Schadenfreud, then watch from a distance.

As for Woodgate going there, I have heard some stupid suggestions in my time but this is Top 5 material.

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231 comments

  • SASpur says:

    Fokkin ‘ell, if you were to click onto News Now, you would struggle to think of anyone we have not been linked with – is there a transfer window was opening shortly!?

    :dizzy2:

  • jolsgonemental says:

    oh its spurs community ITK, I must have overlooked that pertinent bit of information.

    guaranteed not to happen now. What a let down.

  • SASpur says:

    Parker would be a good signing, but do we need another midfielder?

    I’m sure we have told Levy to get us a decent striker!?!

  • Majesquire says:

    Parker would be a great signing. An upgrade on Wilson and an upgrade on Jenas in one. Someone who could do both those jobs alongside Hudd as well as really be a driving force in the side. Parker doesn’t like to lose (so he’ll be glad leaving West Ham). He very rarely goes missing in matches and steps up when he’s needed. I’ve wanted us to sign him since his Charlton days and if we can get rid of some dead wood in the deal then even better.

  • WelshSpur says:

    No ta – Wasn’t that long ago he turned us down! He’s about money and now the spammers are failing big time he wants to jump on the spurs bandwagon!

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