I am in the envious position of being able to give the funniest human to supply a suitable one~liner to the snap below a copy of The Pocket Book Of Spurs (Available HERE at 20% !)
Second prize is two copies and so on.
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Ima Borat, Very Nice
“You can’t be serious. Gnnnnnnrrr ref! I got the ball first… oh sod it. Joe A, Joe B, Joe C, Joe D… Joey!”
‘Fuck off Crouch you cunt!’
That can be taken two ways.
In the first, you are telling Crouch to fuck off cos he’s a cunt. In the second, you are telling Harry Redknapp the cunt to fuck off Peter Crouch.
Either way, I’m sold.
Tragically, unlike that lanky dickhead.
I suspect neither of these contributions will be winning any caption competitions anytime soon. :pinch:
“Eh Ref, If I wear mu shorts like this can i fuck Christine Bleakley?”
“Chicken?! I’ll show you chicken!!!”