Crouch Out

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Well it could be worse. you could have woken up to discover you were Roy Hodgson.

Last night’s footy was quite mad across the board. Chelsea lost another wheel last night losing to Wolves. The French found Joe Hart in too finer form in a game that mirrored our own season opening tussle in many respects. The double sending off was spot on, but to be frank I would have shown Song a straight red just for looking like an Ipswich pimp.

Everton just looked more like a team that played football on the floor and it makes me cringe when we hit the ball over Modder’s head and turn possession into a 50/50 ball. Crouch out.

I acknowledge that the knockdown balls to VdV work, but at what ratio? One in 27 resulting in a goal? I don’t like it and I’d like us to stop doing it. It’s quite unseemly all this hoofing and hoping. What is this an open audition for an Old Time Dancing show or one of the world’s most stylish sides trying to play football?

Here’s a clip of a side winning.

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  • PhilR says:

    Couldn’t agree more. Crouch is not mobile enough to play as a lone striker and whenever he does play we just hoof it long and hope. Spurs are at their best when it’s kept on the deck with short quick passing.

  • Spurs Si says:

    Hats off to you and your ability to drive traffic to your website with the heading ‘Crouch out’ everyone than click clicks thinking you actually have some breaking news which you clearly do not.

  • Fatfish says:

    After last nights results, if we are serious challengers, we need to make sure we get the right players in during the window. ‘Arry says 2 players needed & Levy wants him to spend money.

    My two players: Torres & Essien please, about £60m for the pair? Whether they are realistic targets, I don’t know, but unless we try, we won’t know. Liverpool are in crisis and a £30m bid for Torres may be tempting for them as they have no money to buy. Essien is the best CM in the PL. The blue scum have recently enquired about Modders, why cant we enquire about Essien.

    Finance that with the sales of Keane, Pav or Crouch, Bentley, Gio, O’Hara, Jenas, Naughton & Rose. That must be around £40m & Levy open the chequebook for the rest.
    Oh, and Shay Given too please.

    • toddspur says:

      agree on all of that FF but Essien is a pipe dream but a nice one none the less!

      I personally think we will spend upwards of 15m this window whereas about a month ago I’d have bet we’d spend nothing like that. Levy really is keen to get us CL footie again and whether thats because he wants to sell us on or becuase he has a taste for it I couldnt care less….if its for the greater good then bring it on (you cnuts)

  • JoshSpurs says:

    Totally agree. It’s satisfying to see Crouchy knock one down to VdV to nick a goal, but that seems to be all he offers. I wouldn’t mind him on the bench as a last-ditch game change, but we need a proper goal scorer.

  • Adam says:

    The only decent thing you have ever published was that video with Slyvie Van Der Vaart.
    Other than that you are the same self promoting idiot you have always been.
    Where is the news on the Benzema siging? Nowhere. Crouch out. Grow up. Or even better shut up. Perhaps you could spend the time goinb back through your various postings for one that was actually correct.

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