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Andy Carroll Looks Like A Bin Man

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I just don’t see it and more to the point, if it did happen it would be a bad thing.

Spurs undoubtedly have a striker problem. Some might say, ‘when haven’t they?’ But Carroll to me simply doesn’t fit the bill. He’s Crounchinho with muscles, Barren Dent with brain. He’s an uberfit Mido. He’s the antiYid.

It’ll be Alan Pardew’s last act as the Toon manager when Carroll is sold, but why oh why are we linked with a guy who excelled in the Championship? We’re on our way now. Let’s please try and swerve players who look like bin men. I mean, look at that Raphael chap, he could model fur coats. The boy just oozes class.

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  • DazzaTHFC says:

    “why eye man Im a thick Geordie, and I’m going to get my man tits out when it’s -10 out to prove how hard I am!!”

    Even on Spurs’ darkest days I could always take some pride in the fact that in Newcastle there was always another club more of a circus then ours!!
    Now take you dustbin man looking overhyped piece of crap striker and f**k off!!

    • Se7enDwarfs says:

      hahahaha … and Mike Ashley (spurs fan) is anorexic … when are you getting round to answering that Arsenal question.

      • Aaron says:

        In the last few years how many times have you finished in the same league as Sunderland? You lot are so sad, go and suck each other’s cocks in excitement over Ben Arfa, who’ll leave you as soon as you’re relegated under Pardew

      • DazzaTHFC says:

        Oh wow ok!! So Spurs have been behind a team in Arsenal who is not only one of the top 10 teams in the world but have been in the top 4 for 16 consecutive seasons, and now we actually have a squad on par with them and are right up their arses in the league! Not to mention beating them in our last two league meetings Now what’s it feel like to be miles behind Sunderland?? No frills just Sunderland….

        • El Loco says:

          lets not start wanking in public just yet, no one gets a trophy in January. Lets see where you finish shall we. I bet its not right up their arses,(although it could be possible for one of your players, if what I hear about Jenas is true…)

  • Aaron says:

    Listing Ben Arfa as one of your saleable products is a bit stupid isn’t it, he’s just signed so is therefore ineligable for sale in this window, so literally the only way your poor, scummy, run down, poverty-stricken club can make any money is by selling that pikey to us. What have you won in the last 50 years?? Intertoto maybe? Ask anyone outside of the UK who Newcaslte United are and they’ll respond “que?” or “pardon?” and ask an englishman and they’ll say “they’re the scummiest team in the league. Hows that about us living in Arsenal’s shadow, pretty sure Sunderland are pretty much solar eclipsing Newcastle right now. Fuck off to your own boards you sad coal-mining cuntwipes

    • Se7enDwarfs says:

      tiote is saleable .. , as is Krul, Taylor, Routlege (8 million to Liverpool..unreal for a lad who can’t cross) and Vuckic is extreamly saleable … the point is ..we don’t want to sell …unless Ashley fancies a casino night out that is.

      • Aaron says:

        Tiote’s shit, so is Krul, Taylor’s alright and Routledge is the biggest flop in recent years for Spurs. Get a fucking life you convict worshipping cuntnugget. You HAVE to sell, don’t you understand, you’re still poor.

        • El Loco says:

          On the contrary, we have no debt. Do the sums and do some research or I will get the tax man on to your gaffer.

        • Aaron says:

          You’re such a clown. Daniel Levy conducts all of our transfers, not Harry Redknapp, so how in any way, shape or form could Harry’s failings with the taxman reflect on us? Fucking idiot.

      • El Loco says:

        Coz without Harry, you will have Martin Jol or Santini or some other fucking divvy picking your team, and that aint a pretty thought while Harry is making someone a lovely wife in nick. ha ha ha

    • El Loco says:

      Sunderland (nil) are living in NUFC shadows by the way and NO MISTAKE. They couldnt get out of SJP quick enough when we took their trousers down the other week, and there is plenty more where that came from too.
      Cor blimey, whatcha guv, knees up muvva brahn etc. Fucking spanner.

      • Aaron says:

        You beat them once, so what? Sunderland spanked Chelsea 3-0, doesn’t make them a bigger club. Sunderland, for a fact, are currently a bigger club than Newcastle.

        • El Loco says:

          No, we beat them ALWAYS. ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS. It is getting boring for fucks sake…. its like being an Arsenal fan against you lot.

  • joseppie123 says:

    spurs ha ha ha!!!

  • seattlespursguy says:

    According to that well known documentary “Goal! The Dream Begins” Newcastle are the biggest club in the world.

    • Se7enDwarfs says:

      according to the real world Spurs are the 3rd biggest team in their own post code.

      • hoopspur says:

        Postcode?

        Barton’s sister is his mother….

        One of the most obnoxious set of players I’ve ever seen since, well the last lot I suppose. How do you manage to pick up such a load of ‘orrible little gits?

        Time to crawl back into your sister’s bed in Blakelaw or Cowgate i reckon?

    • El Loco says:

      Shouldnt you be in bed? A fucking plastic yank masquerading as a yid. Fuck me waht a heinz 57 mixed up kid you are.

    • El Loco says:

      See, you have learned something today. now go and have a nice lie down with your sister.

  • AFelching says:

    Carroll is shit

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