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Andy Carroll Looks Like A Bin Man

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I just don’t see it and more to the point, if it did happen it would be a bad thing.

Spurs undoubtedly have a striker problem. Some might say, ‘when haven’t they?’ But Carroll to me simply doesn’t fit the bill. He’s Crounchinho with muscles, Barren Dent with brain. He’s an uberfit Mido. He’s the antiYid.

It’ll be Alan Pardew’s last act as the Toon manager when Carroll is sold, but why oh why are we linked with a guy who excelled in the Championship? We’re on our way now. Let’s please try and swerve players who look like bin men. I mean, look at that Raphael chap, he could model fur coats. The boy just oozes class.

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  • daytripper11 says:

    It is great to see that the Spurs faithful have stepped up and called HH out on this one. Carroll is the most talented young striker on the planet and would be a massive upgrade to our front line.

    He possesses the perfect combination of Kevin Davies and Jermaine Defoe’s best traits. Dominates in the air, wears defenders down, makes great runs off the ball and has an incredibly quick release on his shot.

    Playing in our system and with our great coaching staff to fine tune his game, you would need a calculator to tally the number of goals Carroll would put up.

    • Aaron says:

      I wouldn’t mind him, but he does need a bath.

    • El Loco says:

      At last, a well constructed and knowledgeable comment to read and contemplate. I knew there had to be one Suprs fan with a brain cell. Congratulations, a good point and very well put. Unfortunately, as much as you can clearly see the benefit of hime, you still wont get Andy Carroll. Furthermore however, you are surrounded by morons.

      • Aaron says:

        El Loco, you’re an idiot. You’ve used so much punctuation there incorrectly, when you want to continue a point, a full stop is unnecessary, you could utilise a semi-colon or a comma, each to equal effect. Why are you trying to pass yourself off as an intelligent individual? You’re an idiot.

        • El Loco says:

          I. do’nt, know much about that punctua’tion stuff. but I, doknow that Tottingham hotspur’s are not gonna win anything this year AGAIN. that makes Newcastle just as productive in the trophy stakes. ha ha, ha.
          oh and by the way, heres another full stop. I like them. Lots. Prick.

          PS you really undone all your good work there on the previous artiocle. I take back the comment about being surrounded by morons. You are a moron.

        • Aaron says:

          I can’t be bothered agruing with you anymore, you have the brain of a child and the football knowledge of a WAG

        • El Loco says:

          We are not arguing, we are having a full and frank disclosure of views and beliefs. Its not my fault you dont have the spine for it.

        • Se7enDwarfs says:

          what are you on about? who is hung up about punctuation ? .. Jesus, you turn up to support peter crouch ffs .. he can’t even spell punctuation .. does he have his chewing tabacco gold plated now that he’s a millionaire by the way?

  • AFelching says:

    Who’d babysit him in London, would we have to buy Nolan to change his nappy? :freu

  • hoopspur says:

    HH I’ve just realised. Enjoying yourself?

  • LeeM says:

    I remember when Toon where saying ‘Yea never ever gona buy our Gazza cos the bonny lad is Geordie through & through’ Well he became a Spurs legend what can I say?
    Now am gona say this once only to my Spurs brethrens & once only mind, ‘We need Carroll, Samba and Wolfswinkel, no others will do!!!! So please let Mr Levy know oh yea & that Redknapp chap COYS

    • Se7enDwarfs says:

      he’s a legend who openly says he wishes he signed for Man Utd when he had the chance .. he also says that if John Hall had been in charge when he was at the club he would never have left … would Sol or Teddy say the same?

  • Se7enDwarfs says:

    ask us how many times WE have finished above Arsenal please :devil:

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