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Arsenal’s Van Persie Caught Having Phone Sex

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Despite being acknowledged as the planet’s numero uno Tottenham blogger, it gives me little pleasure to share with with football fans this disturbing snap of a man regarded by millions dozens of devoted vaguely interested Arsenal fans as a modern day legend getting some textual ecstasy.

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  • Cheek says:

    the phone is actually off… He’s just gazing at himself in the reflection of the screen.

    HH, I love how you are just baiting the haters now, they are a bizarre and knobheadish breed and deserve it. But I think you should just go fully meta and post a vehement and surprisingly passionate critique of yourself as a blog post and see what they do. In the confusion they may explode, for which you would surely win sort of prize…

    • melcyid says:

      I think H is a hater of all things l,arse and is also bizarre and nobheaded,otherwise he wouldnt run this blog.

  • OffToEastLondonLOSERS says:

    Ahh bless, sad little spuddies can’t write about anyone but Arsenal. FOREVER IN OUR SHADOW!

  • Gonedownhill says:

    What happened to this blog? On your old platform it was consistantly funny, I loved you pre and post match posts and analysis of the players performances and was genuinely interested in your view and opinion.

    Instead of chasing ratings with non stop bull shit, lazy posts and trying to bait the haters, why don’t you put some effort in and bring HH back to the quality it used to be?

  • Spurlative says:

    Is that why it says ‘Virgin’ on seat?

  • Spurstacus says:

    Just seen the reason for the Really Vain Person pic. Just out of shot is Wenger on his iPhone sending messages.
    Wenger- Hey boys, make shure you ave ze blue toose switch on. I ave somsing for you.
    RVP- We ave already seen you in you in the powder blue mankini. Send us something new. Also.

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