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Enquiries Made For Top Notch Striker

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According to Roger Morgan on Spurs Odious.

The enquiries are from Sunderland and the striker is Crazypavinchenko.

This would tie in if you buy the domino theory of transfer rumours wot wiv Barron Arthur Dent’s desire to become Emile Heskey 2.0.

Is this cobblers? Who knows? But with 3MP seemingly unimpeachable from being Arry’s number one striker… I think Pav loves us and he’d be reluctant to stray.

Oh listen to me, I’m like a swooning schoolboy.

BIOYC!

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  • Cossie says:

    Crouch should only be used as an impact sub in PL. Total waste of time playing him yesterday – it’s a joke how awkward he looks trying to bring the ball down with those gangly legs. Should be going after MILITO

    • Sid Trotter says:

      Why would Crouch go after Milito – did do his Clancy?

    • Aaron says:

      I think we should get a German striker and just hope for a Klinsmann-type effect, Podolski (not sure if he plays up front anymore) or Klose would get my vote

      • Harry Hotspur says:

        This is a cool idea. He doesn’t have to be some wonder-kid. Just some chap who can offer more than ‘a knock down’…

        • Aaron says:

          If you look at what van Nistelrooy did for Man Utd, a striker just needs to be able to hold the ball up, get on the end of deliveries and occasionally stick the ball in the back of the net, I’d even take Nistelrooy, see if he can hack it still. Although, I’d probably beg Les Ferdinand to come out of retirement if it was the only alternative to Crouch starting on his own up front against the current premier league leaders.

  • Aaron says:

    I like Crouch as a person, but as a footballer I despise him. As soon as I saw he was starting yesterday I did a few lines of cocaine and started beating the wife, just because I knew I’d get no dirty thrills from the game. Side note – I don’t have a wife, and if I did I probably wouldn’t beat her.

  • spurlative says:

    Benzines style is similar to that of brazilian ronaldo. If we can get him, that would be a major deal for us. The guy is class and would fit in perfectly! No doubt about it.
    If he does come, real madrid would be being awfully nice to us at that point.

    They’ll prob get first option on boy bale…

  • . says:

    I say we sign Darren Bent.
    He’s ideal as the lone striker, great scoring record, and with pace to burn.

    For me, he’s the missing piece in the jigsaw.

  • Onedavemackay says:

    Sir Harold as a first class sycophant may I congratulate you on the Pienaar scoop

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