The beautiful game has once again been shamed and disgraced at the hands of Arsenal Football Club.
News broke late last night on France 2’s website that Interplod where investigating suspicious betting patterns during Saturday’s Premier League game between Newcastle United and Arsenal.
This morning Harry Hotspur understands several Arsenal men have come forward and released statements in order to protest their innocence.
Mr Way Pawlor – ‘Betting scam? Look I ain’t got a pot. The ex-wife took the lot, alwight?.’
Mt Tony Adams – ‘I’d love to help but I’ve been on the Cider since last Tuesday.’
Mr Paul Merson – ‘I fink that sahnds brilliant,mate. This is nailed on, yeah?’
Mr Graham Rix – ‘I can’t do any more bird. Leave me alone, I’ve paid my debt.’
Mr Sol Campbell – ‘I was at home that night with some young Am Dram friends.’
Mr Graham Stack –‘I wasn’t me but if it was, it was 100% consensual.’
Mr Robin Van Persie ‘It wasn’t me either. But if it was, it consensual also.’
Mr Tomas Rosicky – ‘Please, I always play this badly.’
The case continues…
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hahaha! watching a potato fan trying to be funny is so funny!
How’s the Sunshine Band?
Thanks for writing our favourite song KC… Big up your horn section.
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Naaaa
Rafael Van Der Vaart
Van Der Vaart
Raaaafael Van Der Vaart!
There’s more building work going on at Effeminates, new houses for Arsenal fans.
They’re all going to be 2 up 1 down.
Check the homepage of highburysquare.com. The moving montage shows a few pics of a very strange place to live – no wonder they didn’t sell. The night time pic is hilarious – maze/hall of mirrors designed by a legless Paul Merton. Recreation of Anfield racecourse complete with jumps by the Hon. T.Adams (sober).
What on earth? It must have been designed deliberately badly by a yid surely? I would have thought that the whole point of the place would have been to ‘celebrate’ (To use legacy jargon) the pitch area… Not turn it into something resembling a car park in a Slough motorway service station.
Oh well, their loss. Hope Levy’s designers have taken note though… How NOT to try and utilise your ground space.
The score came through on the Jumbotron at Spurs in the 90th minute, massive cheer went up….. I believe that the Spurs players thought this was some kind of motivational outburst which inspired them to get the winner.
Just testing