The beautiful game has once again been shamed and disgraced at the hands of Arsenal Football Club.
News broke late last night on France 2’s website that Interplod where investigating suspicious betting patterns during Saturday’s Premier League game between Newcastle United and Arsenal.
This morning Harry Hotspur understands several Arsenal men have come forward and released statements in order to protest their innocence.
Mr Way Pawlor – ‘Betting scam? Look I ain’t got a pot. The ex-wife took the lot, alwight?.’
Mt Tony Adams – ‘I’d love to help but I’ve been on the Cider since last Tuesday.’
Mr Paul Merson – ‘I fink that sahnds brilliant,mate. This is nailed on, yeah?’
Mr Graham Rix – ‘I can’t do any more bird. Leave me alone, I’ve paid my debt.’
Mr Sol Campbell – ‘I was at home that night with some young Am Dram friends.’
Mr Graham Stack –‘I wasn’t me but if it was, it was 100% consensual.’
Mr Robin Van Persie ‘It wasn’t me either. But if it was, it consensual also.’
Mr Tomas Rosicky – ‘Please, I always play this badly.’
The case continues…
Wel, I seem to be able to beat the fast posting bug from my work place, at least for this time.
McLaren sacked by Wolfsburg – His comedy German accent can’t have been as good as his Goldmember one.
Don’t you just love The Arse ? Every now and then they threaten to turn up and show they’re the real deal then shoot themselves in the foot in a most spectacular way.
Of course the best bit is always Arsene’s interviews ; it’s always someone else’s fault, the referee is incompetent, Newcastle cheated by not capitulating when they were 0-4 down, he always ‘didn’t see’ anything dodgy his own team are guilty of and he wants his mama.
Same old arsenal always cheating!!!!!
About Niko. What’s wrong with (i) alternating him with Pienaar or (ii) giving him the striker role, again as an alternate, ahead of Crouch oand spelling him with Defoe. Sort of radical, I know, but he’s 26 and really matured while the young’uns have some time yet.
Which is radical coming from me who has always wanted the Walkers, etc. given a crack at starting.
Or even play him as an alternative to VDV just off Crouch or Pav since Defoe no longer warrants a start.
I think we’re all agreed. Krankie should always start if any from Boy Wonder, VDV, and Modders is missing.