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Aaron Lennon In ‘Lady’s Bottom’ Shocker

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Another day, another intensive hangover.

According to the Current Bun, Azza Blud was out throwing some shapes with his buddy and part time striker, Cartoon Cole in a Fitzrovia night club, Merah. Merah boasts that it offers, ‘a sophisticated social playground for the influential and the jet set.’

So no wonder one reveler, some unnamed dame in a short black dress was outraged when some half cut midget with drawn on hair and go faster stripes in his eyebrows helped himself to a handful of her bottom.

Judging by the picture, the lady involved complete with lolly-pop in gob, looked like the only place she’d be influential or jet set would be behind a till in a supermarket.

I’m not going feign shock that these two morons were out on the lash involving themselves in morally dubious activities. I genuinely don’t care. But the article says they did £15,000 on a bar bill.

Fifteen grand. And the place is only open for 6 hours!

I’m not turning into my dad, surely? But how? How do you do £15k in a night? Having had a butchers at the club’s website I see no hint of a restaurant serving endangered species off of jeweled plates, served by complimentary really hot birds who are absolutely gagging for it. Michael Winner would struggle to do £15k in a night.

What were they drinking? Plutonium?

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72 comments

  • melcyid says:

    lets buy back berbatov back from mancs 10 mill ,now hes surplus to requirements.

  • Finn says:

    Technical term is: Lennonisimus Bumbakissimus or Lennos up the Bum.

    It WAS a big bum and they are big Lennons………….

  • melcyid says:

    whoop whoop , cockney cup final saturday.jellied eels ,pie mash ,pearly kings and queens,fishnchips at sarfend.oh and our usual 3 points.

  • melcyid says:

    good opportunity for arry to have a look in the shop window of our feeder club before they go down.

  • greavesie says:

    english football in general will not take the next step until the players become professional

    they have a choice – behave like normal 20-30year olds or behave like professionals – you can’t do both

    these guys will be set for life financially – they need to understand that they have made a choice – in bed by 11, minimal alcohol and a strict diet please if you regard yourself as a professional athlete – if not, you are a pretender

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