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Guten afternoon.

Interesting interview with Arry on Talksport this morning. The Bale injury appears to have been the original red herring and our supremo’s comments on Gallas make me feel there is probably as much wrong with Billy as there is with any of his limbs. I base this upon the Frenchman’s ridiculous ‘wrong shoes’ business the other week and the fact that he used to play for Le Arse and they breed it into their players to fanny about.

Here’s what I’ve been told the 11 will be. Do of course feel free to lamblast, sue and generally seek refunds via the usual channels if it turns out to be a dreadful hoax that scares you for life and generally renders your knickers un-re-twistable.

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  • Dave murphy says:

    Obviously i meant to say …., i’d say you drive a hearse to weddings do you!

  • Toddspur says:

    Why is our team sheet for CL games easier to predict than PL games. Odd that don’t you think?

    Would love to see Thudd come on in latter stages answer him start against stoke. I’ve missed him

    Nervous as a young lad in a glitter factory

    I’m going 5 goal thriller. Not sure if 3-2 to us or them though.

    COYS

    Ps. Who have Woolworths Arsenic got tonight?

    • Toddspur says:

      Predictive text is fuckin annoying.

      “And Thudd to start against Stoke” cock

    • sniftywoof says:

      i would also like Hudd alias tugboat Yommy come on the pitch but only after the final whisyle to join in congrats after we win 3-1

  • Beadle says:

    Harry for a VDV piccy, couldn’t you superimpose a mushroom cloud over a picture of Evander Holyfield’s arse? Then we’d have an E-Vander Fart. Got to be closer than Van Der Valk.

  • Scottishmancyid says:

    I had a dream last night – Thousands of people gathered around my home town team Annan Athletic’s Galabank Stadium pitch (no idea why that was the setting) howling and cat-calling as the Lilywhites and Los Blancos walked out from the changing rooms. Vitriol spewed from their faces every time a Spurs player got the ball – an army of locals screaming on Madrid. Real started badly, a mis-placed pass here, a blocked shot there and then Ramos got sent off about 15 minutes in for a cynical challenge on the boy Bale. It was 3-0 to the Hotspurs when my exuberant screaming woke me up.

    We’re going to do this cos let’s face it the Champions League is so much easier than the Premiership. ;-)

  • Spurlative says:

    er, only 6 substitutes while we have a whole team out on loan…
    Our midfield blessings are embarrassing.
    If Thud comes back into the fold what does that mean for poor old Sandro? Old he is not.
    Do we move Modders to the left and bale at Left back?

    Here is my team.
    ———–Gomes

    Charlie–Billy G—Sir Les—Bale

    ———–Sandro——–
    Lennon– Thud–VDV—–Modders

    ———Crouch——–

    Sandro covers for Bale. Bale provides the width.
    Modders cuts inside.
    VDV in natural position and roaming.
    Its beautiful

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