As you were.
Guillem Ballague’s a wag. Which I mean in the traditional sense, rather than in any way implying he uses skimpy designer frocks and exotic hairdoos to entice professional footballers to knob him.
A few interesting Tweets.
When Harry Redknapp talks about huge signings for Manchester City he is talking about a potential £30m offer for Gareth Bale.
And…
In the last few hours it seems Spurs favourites to land Osvaldo. But Fulham, at Madrid, Sevilla, Everton also interested amongst many others.
And…
Benzema has told Real Madrid he doesn’t want to leave the club this summer
I have time for Guillem if only for the fact that he received dogs abuse from Scousers when he was the first to break that Torres was off. Whining because you can’t cope with information tendered in good faith is for suckers.
We also need a cheap, young and quality keeper. and his name is Ralf Fährmann. Plays for Frankfurt in the Bundesliga. They have just been relegated, so he will potentially be cheap. He filled in the last 14 games of the season and did superb. He’s the man! Can’t be buying Parker as he will just sit on the bench. Need a right winger to compete with Lennon. No point putting Modric or VDV out there, they are not wingers. Sell Defoe or Pav and bring in one young striker with enormous potential and one proven striker. We shouldn’t be spending 30+ million on one player.
Someone somewhere, please buy JenArse.
Can we all join a QPR chatroom and keep suggesting it maybe? Kind of a reverse psychology Facebook ‘Like’ type thing?
“Hey, guys, how’s it going… That Stan Bowles was pretty good wasn’t he?… Anyway, I hear on the grapevine that Jenas might be for sale from Spurs – Let’s all email Flavio & Bernie! Mourinho really rates him!”
You know it makes sense.
http://triffictottenham.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/x6103.jpg can you do a caption comp with this Harry?
“…And in breaking news, Carlo Cudiccini takes the end of game celebrations just a little far at Anfield.
Club officials commented that at least his wrists seem to be holding up OK.”
Quality
I was thinking ” glen Johnson considers following fellow footballers in seeking a super injunction follow a visit from an old flame”
Or ” Johnson was disgusted with the referees descision of a penalty for what was deemed as shirt pulling”
How about “Glen Johnson’s been shown many a clean pair in his time BUT…”
Bollocks ref . I got the ball
Glen Johnson ” Let me get this left leg, left arm right arm and over no probs mental note shorts optional!”
berbatov has been accused of being a flat track bully this season. top scorer, but all his goals coming agaisnt weak opposition. we’ve taken more points of liverpool and the wanderers in 4 games than we did in 8 games against the bottom 4. what we need is a flat track bully.
Well formed argument, that.
Quote from wet spam tonight following the trouble with demba Ba “the club has been let down by one drunken supporter” as opposed to the 25 overpaid useless wankers they call footballers. I think they should appologise as that one drunken supporter may be the only paying Guest at the Olympic stadium
One Drunken supporter??? I didn’t think Harry approved of drink?
;-)
U can imagine it can’t u. Oi cunts I want me job back. Avram please go home