On the last blog I gave a Arry a dig in the ribs. For me what grates are the self indulgences presumably prompted by his defense mechanism. The mood at The Lane when things fail to go swimmingly is fine blend of angst and lynch mob.
Football managers do not benefit from speech writers or spin doctors and consequently they have probably provided the world with more ‘interesting’ uses of the English language than George Bush.
But if you can suspend your disbelief at his belief in 3MP, and your rage at being told you’ve never had it so good you can actually see that he’s done a good job.
I’m not 83 but when I was a kid qualifying for Europe was the one. Bill Nicholson said if we’re not in Europe, we’re nothing. We’re nothing. I’ve always loved the way his words and those of Danny Boy have transcended time and become our scripture.
But the quote on Europe is rarely mentioned. I never see it as a ‘signature’ on forums. Always the ‘Aiming high…’ one. And so it seems I guess that the expectations in the modern game have changed. Not just in the top flight. There was a fella on the radio the other day saying that in the lower leagues the life expectancy of a manager is now averaging 14 months.
14 months. Managing a team comprised of men who aren’t very good at playing football, with no financial resources and piddle poor facilities. Heh, yeah. Change the manager. That’ll crack it.
So Redschnapps out then. I’m not surprised. Let me state that from the start. He and his mate 3MP currently owe me 2 television sets a piece.
Arry has done well in places. The quarter finals of the Champions League is an excellent achievement. Finishing 5th or 6th was heralded as ‘fab’ under Jol. JOl fans told us is this hourly for about 6 months after he was chopped. But the expectations of fans now have overtaken common sense.
Arry has done poorly in places. He is so media friendly he is bound – by the law of averages – to end up bugging someone. For every quote that makes us grin, there will be one that prompts us to violently swear at him. That 2 points from 8 games line has gone from being a badge of honour to a life raft.
There is of course the inevitable, ‘it’s Levy’s fault’ element within the lynch mob. A wage cap means fiscal control which means you don’t get bought out by chicken wholesalers. Fiscal control means you don’t get relegated with £40M worth of debt tucked into your underpants by a pair of porn barons.
Anyhoo, I’m not selling Arry. I’m selling reason. I got chill down my spine yesterday looking at some of the Arry replacements some supporters online have lined up. Let the shipwrecks of others be your marker in the storm, I say.
Let’s have a look at the runners and riders.
Aside from his chances of wanting to join us, this has to epitomise the ‘I want it now, mummy!’ screaming fan mentality. Arguably one of the best managers and proven football minds in Europe. Fwank his 20 goals a season star missing for months plus Drogba his 46 year old striker out with Malaria. Yeah, sack him and send him over.
Portuguezzer. One game away from an undefeated season. League title winner. Navy suit wearer. This guy is golden. Ramos 4.0. Just pledged his future to Porto. Get him in and we’ll turn his glittering career into a smoking, smashed up, twisted car crash.
He’s used to managing turkeys :-p . The name on the lips of anyone comprising a managerial wish list. He’s been linked with Cheatski so long even he must wake up some days and think he must have managed them at some point. Gus Hiddink’s blue and white army! unfortunately doesn’t scan.
Ah, the fantasy. The Special One actually requires a near bottomless pit of money in order to weave his unique brand of specialness. We would invoke not trophies from him but barbs. ‘I am a manager with only one hand. Daniel keeps my other hand in his bank. What can I do?’ – Where have we heard that line before….?
Over to you…
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No Ramos go away you had your chance.
….can’t see that replacing Harry is the answer, on the contrary a bit of continuity on the management side is what Spurs need. The real question is why this squad, one of the best since ’61, has so under-performed against the lowly teams in the premiership…how can we beat Inter and AC, and lost to W.Ham, Wigan, Wolves & Blackpool? If we’d had those extra 10 points or so, we’d be well up there….
If we have the best squad since 61 theres only one person to blame,surely?
Doesn’t it matter what squads other teams have then? Come back to reality.
Removing Harry is NOT the answer! He has got us playing great stuff, and we are a better team now than we have been for many, many years.
Yes i know we shouldve beaten all the teams at the bottom, but if you had actually watched those games we absolutely battered them, but unfortunately our “strike-force” just kept missing.
New Strikers are needed!! Not a new manager!!!
Couldn’t agree more. We’ve had injuries to key players all season with the pressure of Champions League for first time.
Harry is the reason we expect a top 4 place. Victim of his own success.
Present minded, fickle idiots.
I do wonder if the people that harangue us for criticising our arry actually go to games and watch the team,or do they watch the highlights and listen to the soundbites from the pundits!!! This squad so we have been regularly told is one of the strongest in the league,we haven’t beaten anyone convincingly in the league all season save for Blackbuern at home,and haven’t beaten West Ham,Blackpool or Wigan home or away,now tell me is that the mark of a good manager?? The reason we expect a fourth place is because of the calibre of the player we have,if it’s purely down to redknapp we’d expect midtable which is what we’ll get soon enough..It looks like even Everton will finish above us this season..I mean come on people.
yep new strikers get rid of all 4 of them
Glad to see the pro-Arry brigade is still around. Thought I was one of a small minority a few blogs ago!
Ah some common sense, well said Sir.
I’m with Bagpuss, lets keep him and this winning run we are on. Onward and upward with Bagpuss
Lets get the fifth place first!