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Good evening fight fans.

Sweet Surrender Sundae or something they’re calling it. To quote Derek Jameson, do they mean us? Let’s hope not, eh?

With so much guano flying around the place it doesn’t take the mind of the world’s greatest analyst to work out that what we are looking for is a performance that signifies shame for previously dropped points and an array of knowing looks, man hugs and body language that sends us all off feeling confident.

About something.

Anything.

Just don’t leave us dwelling upon a bad, bad fantasy whereby we’re being sexually interfered with by a functional alcoholic with a Scottish accent and a cheque book.

BIOYBC!

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  • TMWNN says:

    I’m not sure which Tottenham will turn up; the arrogant “we’ll give you a goal head start, then take it from there” Tottenham or the much more professional mob that will get at them from the off. Either way, one of our players will be injured by one of theirs in the name of ‘survival’. Let’s hope it’s *****.

  • Spurchrisd says:

    Look on the bright side. Next season we get to go to a new London Derby whilst the missus hits Westfield, plus the other teams coming up look to be good footballing sides.
    We’ll be doing the league a service by sending the Brummie bores down.

  • PaxtonRobbo says:

    You lot are forgetting the fact that the FA in their wisdom have given us the mighty Clattenberg to ref this one – anything can happen. I foresee a couple of dodgy Brum penalties accompanied by sendings off of our players, to lose use the fifth slot AND the fairplay slot.

    BEWARE THE HAND OF CLAT!

  • Franglo says:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/9448435.stm

    5th may apparently give us a CL place if Manure beat Barca next weekend. Interesting ?

  • Kev says:

    Sorry this is a bit late but I’ve been busy, I just wanted to say rht I’ve slagged 3MP off all season but right now, I love you you big dorky lanky beautie!

    YIDS IN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!!!!!

    Congrats fellas – what a f**king game!

    COYS

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