Corluka Named In Jewellery Hoist

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Ever woken up in a booze induced fog and thought, ‘what the feck did I do last night?’

Well on the day that we discover that Jermain Defoe has pulled out of England Squad (unusual name for a dolly bird, must be Eastern European) it has has also been revealed that team mate Charlie pulled off a daring tom foolery switch on an unwitting nightclub waiter.

The Sun’s Gordon Smart, Showbiz Editor, reports that Charlie was in London’s Whiskey Mist night club when he left an unnamed waiter bewildered when he instigated the swapping of the two mens wristwatches.

Chas gave the waiter his £36k diamond encrusted Hublot and the waiter gave Chas his Seiko. A staggering exchange of ‘a cow for some beans’ proportions.

At least it wasn’t a pearl necklace.

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  • Fatfish says:

    Dear Charlie,

    I like your wife very much. Please consume copious amounts of alcohol before looking at my wife.

  • Yid says:

    Corluka!! Get it right mate!

  • goonbasher says:

    Sounds a bit iffy to me, you could have hit the nail on the head with your pearl necklace me thinks !

  • dancingbarber says:

    Maybe he thinks the watch change will make him faster over fifty yards.

  • rogerspurs says:

    Oh Harr-ity Harr-ity….it is again the time of year, the blight on our otherwise fulfilled lives, where there are no actual games/action/goalkeeping gaffes/bad tackles/’ghost’ goals to talk about. We enter the period which is equivalent to being on a long car journey, starving, and you pull in to a petrol satation to find the only sustenance is a Ginster sausgae roll on its last ‘use by’ date – which you have to endure to fill your rumbling, pleading stomach – but in reality offers absolutely no nutritional vale or satisfaction whatsover. Ah ..the close season. Only a little over 2 months to go till the drug is available again!

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