Morning.
The name Ceballos has been whizzing around the Internet and from what Guillem Balague has to say, I’d go easy on the cries of, ‘He is The Messiah – I should know, I’ve followed a few!’‘
Physically resembling a sparrow, wheezy, weak, hunchbacked and fighting an ongoing battle with rickets the young product of the Barca Acadamy has also trained with Chelsea and they would only offer him a Reserves Contract.
I exaggerate his physical disadvantages of course, but one of the reasons he will be let go is that he is slight of build. Even by Barcelona’s standards. Mind you, he is apparently hugely talented with a football. Just perhaps not very successful when partcipating in anything that requires ‘jostling’.
He’s on free and cheap to feed. If we are wasting our time on a sober version of Dos Santos but with an eating disorder I guess it is better to do so now rather than the last day of the window.
Is it just me or does scouting look easy? Klose is on a free this summer – for example and we’re looking at someone who if they don’t develop a booze habit might come good in three or four years time – who Cheatski didn’t want.
Triffic.
He captained Barca’s U17s, didn’t he? Worth a punt- maybe he’s just a late bloomer, physically. Get him used to the culinary delights of Tottenham High Road and he’ll be sorted- best place for him!
have tom huddlestone write up a nutritional plan for the spaniard!
Haha bet he can’t wait for tommy sauce and chicken nuggets
Tommy’s Sauce???……is that the initiation for new signings?
lol now we getting on the right track
Sign him immediately. Azza’s confidence will be boosted by finally having someone to loom over.
Sign him and ask Daws to play with his boots strapped to his knees a la Clouseau’s ‘Toulouse Lautrec’ disguise to finally win the honour of being the smallest team in the world – Previously held by St Winnifred’s Primary, Cleethorpes, 1923 (During an outbreak of Rickets).
Is that Rohan Rickets??
Good for you Carlo.
he knows he has the ropa nailed down
these people can knock up some t-shirts are they addicts or something
I’m sure it’s already been mentioned, but it’s gotta be Jodie Marsh for manager, if you’re a fan of two up front… ;)
she may have 2 up front BUT her back line is too easily penetrated, and too often!
Hahahaha.