Morning.
The PG Tips chimpanzees, once cultural icons, then tragic victims to some crazed form of political correctness have found themselves reinvented for the 21st century. The Daily Mail can only be applauded for taking on Geoff, Kevin, Shirley and Mr. Shifter as writers for their Sports Desk.
Tottingham are apparently bracing themselves for a £20M bid from Manchester Yanited for Modders. Reminds me of that old David Lee Roth line where he asks a hooker, ‘How much?’ She says, ‘$60’. He replies, ‘Honey, for $60, you don’t even get to look at it…’
To occupy the grey matter of those not clutching rosary beads at the thought of the little man having his head turned by this monkey manufactured megabid, here’s 3 Without A Face for you to solve. Prize for the first reader to correctly guess all 3 is a Big Ben. This London landmark comes complete with Title Deeds, an Underground map and a big winding key.
ramos, armstrong, routledge?????
Gomes, Sherwood and Parks….?
I see a few have fallen for my fiendish tampering with the player in number one’s skin tone…
What? You mean he’s not yellow? Curses! Back to the drawing board.
thats my idea out the window.I thought it was homer simpson
didn’t modric cost 16m,its going to cost more than 20m you’d think papers
Oh, and p.s. Top story for the Mail, Messi to Blackpool for £250 & a new Ford Transit, Kaka to St Mirren for a Forfar Bridie and a cheeky piece & chips.
Spurs are themselves preparing a megabid of dinner for two at the Tottenham Star Kebab ‘all you can eat’ buffet PLUS a round of wifebeater at the Bell & Hare for the lucky manager to provide us with a 20 goal a season poacher.
You heard it here first newshounds!
The Chick Deal will eclipse all of those.
Word on the High Road is that the new shirt will come packaged in a deluxe presentation Chick King box, loving shrouded in slip of embossed grease-proof paper.
Don’t forget the moist towlette.
Before the watershed?!