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Hello fight fans.

Sunday bloody Sunday. Last night was good though, eh? Lots of happy faces, shrieks of delight and that was just my front room.  To counterbalance matters was Gary Neville. Who’s face is a mess. His career in TV presenting could be a short one. Less charisma than Shipman, less charm than Crippin.

Jermain Defoe it is then. Nothing staggering other than Sunderland appear to have decided to turn up the heat on their interest in the form of a preliminary bid. I use the ‘p’ word not to mask this being some made up punt on my part, rather to acknowledge the grim reality that this is us selling we’re talking about here and I cannot imagine any transaction will be either speedy or pain free.

The master swordsman and erstwhile onion bag burster has been splashed all over the News Of The Screws today. The allegation being that his linesman’s flag was up Imogen Thomas.

Mr Defoe has strenuously denied this. And quite right too. The very idea he’d even entertain doing the wild thing with a floozy. He Tweeted: ‘Article about me in today’s News of the World is totally untrue. I am seeking advice and will take legal action if necessary.”

?Imogen Thomas took time out from saying, ‘No comment, isn’t it’ to Tweet her own denial: ‘IM ABSOLUTELY NOT IN CHAMPNEYS WITH JERMAIN DEFOE. IM HERE ALONE & HAVENT SEEN HIM. NOT READY FOR ANOTHER MAN IN MY LIFE. CERTAINLY NOT EXS.’ Presumably they had a rather relaxation tape on at Champneys hence her need to shout.

So that’s cleared that one up. And let’s hope the Black Cats get their man.

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  • Sid Trotter says:

    It is important to iron out our wrinkles. Defoe is not Defriend of any of us, and his ego is only matched by his ability to surge offside. I for one am not two, but if I were, I would iron defoe right out of my hair and sell him while we can get a decent price – May the Lord behold his bosom, while the man likes bazookas

  • TMWNN says:

    Get shot of all of them. They’re football’s losers who no longer have the hunger to prove themselves. Instead, they’re quite happy to under perform and pick up their over inflated wages, which in turn will see the club underachieve.

    Redknapp’s small time mentality will ensure that players of their ilk, will always be happy as plucky underdogs rather than determined and hungry winners.

    If we don’t rid the club of this cancerous element (i.e. Crouch, Defoe, *****, Keane, Hutton, Gomes) and bring in real quality, our best players will move on sooner rather than later.

    We need players who hate to lose as a team, not selfish whingers who think only of themselves or has been journey men happy to pick up a Premier League wage.

  • TMWNN says:

    Brad Friedel looks like being the type of signing we can all look forward to next season. :shocked2:

  • baker says:

    daily mail reckons united lining up modders for 20m. Where do they get this shit? First of all not for sale, secondly if he was try tripling that price you cunts

  • Lillywhite London says:

    Defoe is too much of a form player who contributes litte else when not scoring goals but lethal when he does. Would like to keep him but he thinks he’s too good to be rotated so ok, bye then!! Pav has never been suited to the Prem league even if he’s a great finisher, like Defoe does little when not scoring. We’ve moved on, both gotta go… Keep Crouch cos he actually does something even if he doesn’t score and he’s proved he can play with Rafa too.

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