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Yanited & Cheatski BOTH Negotiating For Modders

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Bleuurrrrrrrgh.

This window was never going to be dull. How could it be? Despite the calls for Arry to be ceremonally opened up and various still beating innards taken by fast horse to the four corners of the Bell & Hare’s beer garden – Spurs are ripe for plundering.

Outside of the popular hate figures Modders & The Boy Bale were always going to attract unwanted attention. It was nailed on.

We first began picking up snippets, hints and allegations that Yanited were skulking about as Bales’ stock rose during our Champions League campaign. Then as if to calm our nerves once he became injured those tales ebbed away. But then came the mumbles that Modders was one they really wanted.

There’s a chap on Spurs Community who’s boss it is believed knows Arry. The killer quote was, “Guys, just had a bombshell dropped on my head. In Harrys opinion, modders is off!

From what Harry said, Man Utd and Chelsea are in talks with us and we are inviting the talks. This also backs up the rift stories. Harry said that Levy will always listen to see if the money is right.

Gutted! Anyways, can’t back up the Parker in woodford story, but if we want him then he’s ours. Last night Harry wasn’t in Dublin. He was in Lille watching hazard and gervihno. Hazard for modric? Sorry again guys I just hope levy holds out…”




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  • Cona says:

    FFS Harry

    Have you hit such a writers block that you’ve hopped on the transfer speculation band wagon with the rest of the talentless bloggers and press? (read your last few posts, all doom and gloom “he’s off” crap)There was a time I would look forward to your blogs but now with you adding fuel to the transfer fires I’ll be avoiding at all costs.

  • tim says:

    tottenham hotspur and arsenal are two of the best run teams in the premiership, in the top 6, and when these new rules come in, we both will prosper, and have some fantastic derby matches, coompeteing for honours, yes i hate arsenal, but football hate only, we are rivals, and it is a good rivalry, most of their fans dont hate us, it is just banter.

  • H says:

    Theres nothing worse than being rich and losing it all…..
    If Levy lets Modders go I truely am finished, season ticket can get screwed!
    Bale is replaceable, Modders is one of the worlds best players IMHO and will only get better!

  • Vito says:

    LOL! this artical is hilarious

    I wouldent change Luka Modric for ANY player in the world…unless you offer me Lionel Messi.

    Modric is the foundation of Tottenham – get rid of Modric and you have killed Tottenham. FACT.

  • Harryhotspurs legalbrief says:

    Utter Bollock this would be a world record the first time a club sold one of its players on a six year contract to a club with record depts . This rumour will have Platinni in a hot sewat because if this story is true and i no its not then City Utd and Chelski are telling Plattini to fuck of with his form of trading cap or a back door salary cap. Or Utd will wipe nearly a billions worth of bank depts and City will avoid Abu Dhabi residents demonstrating after prayers about Footballers spending there country’s oil wealth on drug taking Footballers like Toure. Chelski must be well outside the new rules and i cant see any of these clubs playing in the Chumps league next year.

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