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11 0’Clocker – Enquiries Made & We Already Have A Song For Him!

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Word just in from one of the most revered windscreen washers on the North Circular…

We have been back in for Adebayor. The suggestion is that both Manchester City and the player are prepared to talk. Which is huge improvement on previous endeavors. Which were about as successful as Amstrad’s vertical record player. Don’t laugh I owned one.

The hurdles? Oooh nothing much. Adebayor would need to take a wage cut, Mancini would seriously need to nail a replacement for Tevez and we’d need to seriously deal with the racist bigots in our number are so funny they could get work as extras in a film about Chelsea Football Club.

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  • ken e winks says:

    Innit funny that Redknapp want too bring in “Three fantastic players”, yet we ain’t been linked to one fantastic player. And ahhh ikle Marko Marin don’t wanna come to Spurs, he wants success at Bremen, how rare and noble i thought, then i did the translation which was along the lines of…”happy until Man Citeh or Chelsea or the like come in with some interest” Then its Werder who?….So he’ll stay with the team that we BATTERED, apart from the away game in the second half in bits. All the best, and auf weidersehen pet..wait, he’s Bosnian. Have Germany got any Germans in their national team?

  • melcyid says:

    100 club

  • TonySpursano says:

    Daniel Sturridge please.

    • ken e winks says:

      How about they play for nothing? Just accommodation and a basic allowance for grub etc. I’d have fucking loved to donned the lillywhite shirt, that would have suited me. Just the honour. Early career endings can be sorted, pension style also with retirement. Have a whip round. Or just send of to the knackers like horses…most of em don’t know what to do wiv themselves after anyhow do they? If not, theres always media, coaching and bars on the Costa Del Shitloads….peace.

  • melcyid says:

    what is it about Engerland that whoever is the manager whoever plays in the shirt wether its u21s or grown ups ,every game looks the same. boring.

    • toddspur says:

      yep melc, i simply dont get it either. The only good thing about it was an excuse to go tut pub…other than that my enthusiasm soon wanes when you see the flow(?!!) of the first 10-mins. I cant recall ANY U21 thrillers.
      YOY?

      • jfdit says:

        I used to think the sun shined out of Pearce’s arse but watching his teams’ play football makes me want to self harm.

        The best coach of the u21’s I’ve seen was in the studio – Peter Taylor. His team were a joy to watch and invariably won their games. Sacked for doing everything he was asked to.

        Pearce is clueless and one dimensional, poorest system of play I’ve seen in a team for quite a while, too much hoofing and too many favourites – sounds like someone closer to home eh?

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