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Word just in from one of the most revered windscreen washers on the North Circular…

We have been back in for Adebayor. The suggestion is that both Manchester City and the player are prepared to talk. Which is huge improvement on previous endeavors. Which were about as successful as Amstrad’s vertical record player. Don’t laugh I owned one.

The hurdles? Oooh nothing much. Adebayor would need to take a wage cut, Mancini would seriously need to nail a replacement for Tevez and we’d need to seriously deal with the racist bigots in our number are so funny they could get work as extras in a film about Chelsea Football Club.

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  • Dutchman says:

    Adebayor can score and would without a doubt bring a new dimension to the team, the guy’s also real strong in defending set pieces..exactly what we need, so a no brainer i’d say..

  • baker says:

    sky breaking news, we have rejected 22 million bid from the chavs for modders. The dirty tricks start now, the cunts are leaking it out to try and unsettle him, what a bunch of fucking horrible cunts. Stay strong levy

    • Toddspur says:

      It’s the price that has gritted my shit. They pay 50m for Torres so that must be the minimum godric is worth.

      Wouldn’t it be fuckin great if levy came out with another statement saying 100m wouldn’t buy him

      I fuckin hate this shit

      • jfdit says:

        I saw the 130 k a week wage offer in the paper and thought fuck he’s gone, even if Levy’s says no I’ve got a feeling this move has been lined up for a while.

        Levy will tell ‘arry he’s got plenty of other midfielders and trouser the cash. Hope I’m wrong but I can see coming 5th is going to cost us big time.

        • Toddspur says:

          The knock on affect could crucify us too. Why would top top players join us when our creative force isn’t there. dannyboy you will lose a lot of followers if you sell

          Oh and many of you will get what you want. Arry will resign if Luka goes

          Sometimes i hate this fucking game

      • baker says:

        a statement from modders would do me, but that don’t look likely on previous form. Every year the goons tell fabregas to stay put, and he stays put. About time we man up and do the same.

        • jfdit says:

          is that some kind of a joke of a bid @ 22 million? cunts

          jordan henderson was just sold for 20 million, yes 20 million for a useless piece of mackem shite who couldn’t trap a bag of cement

          double it & give us essien & drogba and they’ve got a deal

        • melcyid says:

          Unless a player can carry a bag of cement between his cheeks up 6 flights of stairs I wouldnt sign any of them

    • ken e winks says:

      22 mill hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahha no

  • Toddspur says:

    I WANT SOME FUCKIN LOYALTY

  • ToniMontana says:

    fucking 22m!

    that is a fucking disrespect you bully cunts.

  • Shahaan says:

    Wasn’t Jol sacked for finishing 5th with a poxy team? Hmmm

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