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11 O’Clocker – Joe Cole Medical

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Bonsoir. Wot is foreign for good evening, that is.

Mmmmn. If this is true I am in the words of Norman Stanley Fletcher, most dis-chuffed.  This importation of  £3M quids worth of muck  is supposedly a genuine threat now. Meh.

Roger Morgan on Spurs Odious says that one of the world’s worst footballers is due for a medical. With us. There is a Harold Shipman gag in there somewhere but I’m too distressed to even attempt it.

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  • david says:

    On current form, Cole is a bench warmer, unless we sell some of our starters. Hmmmm

  • Dutchman says:

    H, I’m noth JC’s biggest fan, but honestly think £3Mil is worth trying..the guy can play some decent football, we all know that..

  • Parklaneyid says:

    ‘One of the worlds worst footballers’?

    Grow up, this time last year we all wanted the fella. Had a very poor season at Liverpool but 3m is not a massive out lay for a talented player who i’m sure Harry can get the best out of.

    • MysteriousStranger says:

      Of course. We all wanted him. You said so, so it must be true.

    • rich says:

      You might have wanted him parklane but speak for yourself. Most people who actually watch teams play other than against us saw that Cole was finished as a star player. Which is why chelsea refused to bow to his exhorbitant wage demands and let him go on a free. I was over the moon when he signed for liverpool otherwise harry would have signed him and we would never have got van der vaart who is 10x the player cole will ever be.

  • irish spur says:

    This is a typical pointless transfer we have grown accustomed to under the idiot that is redknapp: if levy sanctions a signing like this then he and harry deserve to be marinated in arsene wengers piss and shot with balls of their own shite!

  • Greaves266 says:

    I can’t believe I’m reading this. Being linked with yet another ageing sick-note on over inflated wages. JC is not the type of player that will contribute to the team progressing.

    Irish Spur, I like your idea and want to participate in the shooting…….

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