Bonsoir. Wot is foreign for good evening, that is.
Mmmmn. If this is true I am in the words of Norman Stanley Fletcher, most dis-chuffed. This importation of £3M quids worth of muck is supposedly a genuine threat now. Meh.
Roger Morgan on Spurs Odious says that one of the world’s worst footballers is due for a medical. With us. There is a Harold Shipman gag in there somewhere but I’m too distressed to even attempt it.
Great. A talented player who’s had fitness struggles, in the twilight of his career.
http://www.clickliverpool.com/sport/liverpool-fc/1213493-tottenham-set-to-end-joe-coles-liverpool-fc-nightmare.html
According to this, his arrival could pave the way for Modders to move to ManUre. Triffic bit of business, this.
Now for the trick of getting Cole on the park when VdV has to come off the park, and vice versa.
Nothing like “investing” in cripples and old cunts.
His best signing to date, Sandro, young, improving, ready to learn about the game; opps no that was someone else.
On a serious note why are we being linked with all these old, fading, injury prone players ?
I really hope its just paper talk.
Gordon Bennet! Wot’s all this! Cole could do alright with you boys, might have done better with the redmen if he got off to a better start!
Know what I mean ‘Arry!
Not to mention the fact he decided we weren’t good enough for him last year. That’s always a sure fire way to get the fans to embrace you. Robbie Keane gave us 6 stellar years of loyalty and (to paraphrase ParkLaneYid) “we all” called him a cunt for fucking off and refused to forgive him.
But let’s embrace Joe Cole, the part-time player who didn’t want to play for us in the first place. :shocked2: