Cole’s Agent Caregorically Denies Transfer Rumours

Can everybody please stop jumping out of windows. With of course the possible exception of those in bungalows just having a few larks. But make sure it’s supervised. Flowerbed edging can twist an ankle in the blink of an eye.

The threat of Spurs signing Liverpool’s Joe Cole has cast a shadow over North London and incited street parties in Merseyside.

This just in from a poster calling himself The Godfather on the message board FTL. ‘Just had it confirmed from his agent David Geiss that we have NO interest in his client. Infact, he went as far as saying that there is currently no concrete interest in him.’

David Geiss is indeed the Chromosome Kids’ agent. So this at least lends credence to it. I had a fish supper in a pub on Chiswick High Road once called the Codfather and that was textbook.

Pity that Redschnapp’s stock is so low with supporters that despite all his achievements nobody put it past him to ship in a waste of space like Cole…

Over to you Arry.

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  1. “Pity that Redschnapp’s stock is so low with supporters that despite all his achievements nobody put it past him to ship in a waste of space like Cole… “

    Wasn’t about putting it past him, but an opportunity to malign him….. whole bloody world’s full of spin doctors!

  2. Sigh of relief……We can all sleep safely in our (own) beds for a little while, until the next frightener?

    1. Is he better than Jenas? I say yes.

      Jenas/Wilson/Kranners out.

      Cole/Parker in.

      Why is everyone so against this – sounds alright to me!

      1. we need strikers not average midfielders we have too many of them akready but $5m for Jamie is a good days work so far lets hope Jen arse an PSB go to QPR today that should ensure they go straight back down

      2. i wouldn’t b poppin champagne corks jus yet cos we have such a clown of a manager who basically hoovers up any player with West Ham connections i certainly wont b sleepin sound in my bed till mr Twitchy has gone!!

  3. Whoa – we are very trusting!!! Who is godfather? why would he have contact with this agent? Wh else can corroborate this? I would really like to believe this. We don’t need any more old men.

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