Good morning ladies.
Word just in that Robert Lancelot Dyalakdags Keane is set to make an audacious move to Blackburn Rovers then. Or at least that’s today’s rumour. Here’s his unofficial press release.
Well you see, you know yerself dis club combines all de hopes, dreams and desoires like any professional football could dreem of. Y’know? I’ll always cherish moi toime at Spurs I enjoyed playing home and away. But I have a beautiful wife who I am married to an’all and I have to think about that now. Spurs were a big part of my loife. Well of course until I got that fecking golden call from yer one at the Pool like. Blackborn are what you would have to say in fairness now, moi reel bhoyhood club. Da genuiweine wun.’
Very fitting that the pikey twat should end up here.Blackburn are a paltry team………or should that be poultry?
Ballocks – leave it to the grammar feds lol
“pikey twat”, thats a bit harsh, whats your beef..he served his purpose and failure at the Bindippers was penance enough.
Thanks for the memories and there’s the door.
I’m almost as excited about this as I am Bentley to Athletico Madrid – surely not??
Perhaps in exchange for Forlan!
By some of the reports this morning it looks like they picked teams for a five-a-side at the training ground and the losing yellow bibs were all offered to Bolton. I love this player swap thing… The blogs never tire of it. I think they all played top trumps too much as kids.
Reminds me of…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3srfSVsgfFo
Nice work old girl. First time I’ve actually seen that. I did it on some dodgy BBC double audio cassette [in mo-no, with a brown paper bag over my head].
Ahhh, the delights of living in a one TV house as a teenager :angry:
Given the subsequent revelations about Mr Langham’s private life, that joke about his eight-year-old daughter now takes on a completely different meaning…
I’ll believe this when I see it with my own eyes. I have a feeling Keane will still be perched on our bench when they pull the Lane down :(
Holding *****’s hand :-|