Good morning.
Girlfriend in a coma? Sadly not, but my football club appears unwakeable. Now even Ars5na1, the world’s most reluctant transfer market participants have begun spending with their CEO threatening, ‘there’s plenty more where that came from, girls!’ What we have is Steven Peanut Tweeting…
‘Watch out tomorrow for my big announcement!’
So that’s today’s competition. What will be Stevie P’s ‘big announcement’? The winning guess at his impending Tweet will need to be as vicious as it is funny, I know that much.
First prize is TV Dragon, Deborah Meaden. Debs is completely house trained and emits the phrases, ‘Let me tell you where I am,’ and ”I’ve heard enough!’ at random. Ms Meaden comes with washable hair, a half case of Neuf da Pape, an emergency stash of HRT and a wardrobe made by the same people that did Judy Finnegan.
just found out they only signed me to get more SA supporters………….?
i thought i was good..?
COYS
He likes Marmite … but hates Jenas?
I like marmite and I hate Jenas.. Steve is the king, his big word will be he is going to become the new Hoddle.. Not!
“Friedel has resigned as a strike parther for 3MP – cos he knows where the goal is!
the other 3 “strikers” will now take turns in goal because as long as they get 1 finger on the ball it’ll go nowhere near the net”
He will be our new striker
He s going to follow the example of Hancock and go back to nature in a wood in Enfield