Good morning.
Girlfriend in a coma? Sadly not, but my football club appears unwakeable. Now even Ars5na1, the world’s most reluctant transfer market participants have begun spending with their CEO threatening, ‘there’s plenty more where that came from, girls!’ What we have is Steven Peanut Tweeting…
‘Watch out tomorrow for my big announcement!’
So that’s today’s competition. What will be Stevie P’s ‘big announcement’? The winning guess at his impending Tweet will need to be as vicious as it is funny, I know that much.
First prize is TV Dragon, Deborah Meaden. Debs is completely house trained and emits the phrases, ‘Let me tell you where I am,’ and ”I’ve heard enough!’ at random. Ms Meaden comes with washable hair, a half case of Neuf da Pape, an emergency stash of HRT and a wardrobe made by the same people that did Judy Finnegan.
He’s been told he is a footballer?
he’s been told he has one ear bigger than one of Terry’s
He has worked out his tax return
He now knows how to drive a manual car
He can speel his own name and write it joined up
I’m all a quiver at the endless possibilities …
He has finally managed to dribble round 3 cones, without bumping into any!!
he he he he …
The fokken prawns are coming!
Nice.
brilliant!
Thats my winner right there.
I don’t know what that even means, but I’ve been on the floor laughing for the past 5 mins and I somehow find it hilarious!
It’s a reference from a film called District 9. It’s set in South Africa. Google “Fokken prawn”
that’s funny
“I have conclusive proof that Wenger really is a kiddie fiddler, and I shall be revealing all in a Daily Mail special supplement (“Why The UK Is Full Of Paedophiles And Why The Will KILL YOUR CHILDREN”)
Big announcement is HH is moving servers.