Waheey!
Modders agent Nikky Vuksan has told BBC Sport,
“I don’t think he’ll hand in a transfer request. He will honour his contract. He wants to play Champions League and win trophies. The only way we can resolve this is to sit down and talk. Luka will report today for training and will do his best, as always.”
“I have never been in a situation before where a player has had to fight a club and it’s not something we want to do. The only official offer so far is from Chelsea and we haven’t talked to any clubs. It’s no surprise that there is interest in Luka though, because he is a top, top player.”
Turned out nice again.
Chelsea fans dont bleat, they caw, Arsenal fans moo, Utd fans crap and Liverpool fans just steal
Collective nouns for football fans… Ahhh, there’s fun to be had.
A whinge of Manc’s?
A cheat of Blues?
A powderpuff of Gooners?
A caravan of Hammers?
A myopia of referees?
A coward of FA officials?
A tealeaf of scousers?
A claret of Fergusons?
A corruption of Blatters?
A high-rise of Crouchs?
A flunk of Defoes?
A rupture of Ledleys?
An offside of Defoes?
A Ligament of Ledleys?
A tap of Abramoviches?
A Buster Gonad of Levys?
A Spike of Trotters?
An Illusion of Astromesmos?
A Twitch of Redknapps?
A Quisling Of Lukas?
A Fro of Bennies?
A Flap of Gomes’?
A P45 of News of the World journalists
I like it …
A banana of ealing broadway
a construct of defibrilators
a Clinton of panache
I like it …
A banana of ealing broadway
a construct of defibrilators
a Clinton of panache
a tomato of france
An abstraction of Sid Trotters
An aurora borealis of Astomesmo’s :-D
Aah…. this site and its esteemed conributors. The topics meander across analogies such as film, TV, confectionary, jam-making, innuendo, collective nouns … the highs and lows, ecstacies and agonies are all here. ‘Tis but poetry in all its glorious tenor. Who’d want to blog anywhere else – “All human life is here”. Wait …wasn’t that the strapline of the News of the World? aaarggh my phone…I’ve been stitched up….
To stitch a phone in 9 saves grime. But I cant imagine that the NoW had that as a strap line – must be way above the heads of their average reader surely – unless it has gone high brow lately ??
‘All human life is for sale’… I can imagine them having that as a strapline.
I’d like to know, why tv and radio, call Jason Cundy, Perry Groves, the other ex Chelsea twit, whose name escapes me, as ‘greats’ when they played they were crap.
…Andy Thownsend… Jim Beglin. That these bit players in football’s history get to pass judgement on the likes of Messi makes me weep.
Jason Cundy was a twat from the day he came to us to the day he left. He was worse than a twat, he was a Chelsea twat.
He’s a fat obnoxious Cheatski twat, who excuses footballers every excess……. “but Jason this footballer has committed murder” JC “he was just a little exuberant, and besides the 90 year old granny had it coming to her, footballers only have a 10 year career, so they can do whatever they like”
Cundy is tinnitus in a suit.
I used to enjoy Talksport when Cunny and Quim used present.