Good afternoon.
I’m pleading the 5th. Not that I might incriminate myself but it was after about my fifth beer I suggested to senior advisers that a No Like Chicken Badge t-shirt would be a just and joyous antidote to global recessions, suffering and er that sort of thing.
And so here she is...
‘What the?‘ I hear a few of you ask.
Well, it was in relation to this blog HERE of last week and specifically this transfer request from our boy, indeed our new captain, Modders.
It’s a pity we’ve shipped in Friedel or a ‘Rush Goalie’ shirt would be hot on this one’s heels.
I trust this is a useful offering to those in the congregation with a sense of humour that allows you to dwell upon the insanity of being a fan of Tottingham Hotspur.
My belief is that he won’t leave, but if he did, this shirt gives us the last laugh. You might be a whizz with a football son, but we’re funnier than you’ll ever be.
BIOYC!
you did it! you’re a bloody legend H. Just bought one. Now if we can just get one that says ‘Shut up Terry you intolerable cnut’ – that would be grand
There has to be a ‘JT is a wonker’ shirt out there somewhere. Trouble is – who wants that turd’s name/face on their chest?
Apologies to Mr W Bridge.
Or, may I venture, “Terry, what intolerable cnut are you shut up in?”
Love the, “No like play with tall circus man”, cracks me up everytime.
Classic Harry.
That is the winning line for me, too.
Largely because I can’t stand the ______*
*insert expletive of choice here :whistle:
ditto
Me three. Hopefully there is some truth in the beanpole being uprooted and replanted by the potters.
…………..especially followed by “no like rush goalie”
Coffee spat into the keyboard stuff that!
It’s the gift that keeps giving. 5 stars.
It’s funny, but would you really want a picture of that rat faced fuck on something you’d wear.
Send one to him with “fuck you” on the back.
Gone by September.
I refer the Rt Hon TMWNN to my earlier response. We are funnier than any player who wanders into our shirt.
We own the shirt.
We are Tottenham.
We have the last laugh.
This apology on the Sky website to Chelsea. Isnt it a little odd that the apologise to ‘Chelsea’ rather that ‘Terry’? Chelsea – an apology. Surely it should be John Terry – an apology. just shows how far up Romans backside they are.
Dear Mr Abromovich,
Please don’t send any more of those big nasty Russian people round that threaten to put us in mine shafts. When we took your money we thought it was just like normal with the Met Police or Murdoch and that we wouldn’t really have to do anything… You seem to actually want results and when we couldn’t deliver the Modric deal, we thought you’d see the funny side of it. Dave on the news desk thought so anyway… Shame that, I really liked Dave on the news desk, he was a nice guy.
Anyway, we’ll be good from now and will do all we can to do anything you want.
Yours, the UK media.
very subtle
That letter will end up in the bin, Astro.
It’ll stand better chance of getting through to the intended recipient if it gets addressed to,
Mr. Abramovich. ;-)
Or is that his codename? :blink:
I shall carry myself off to pedants corner and write it out 100 times.
Asbo – movich?
He like to… Move itch!