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Good morning.

Another set of friendlies that nobody with half a brain saw fit to broadcast. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. You let everyone into the ground for free. Then you film it and sell it online at a fiver a head.

This achieves two things. You encourage people to go to live games, especially kids …and are perceived as noble, generous and wise. The second is that you treat your fans like grown ups whilst keeping them on the boil as puntersĀ  nurturing and indulging their desire in spending money with you.

Opposed to this garbage text updates business. Multimillion pound business and we’re offering text updates. Levy & Co need to fire whoever’s running this wing of the franchise out of a cannon. These people would offer a man having a stroke a cigarette.

There are people posting ‘footage’ of the goals from the last few games on You Tube that are filmed on mobile phones from TV sets. What’s next, THFC hireĀ  that court room artist from the News At Ten to sketch impressions of salient moments of play?

Mirko Vucunic is apparently on the verge of signing for Juve. What a shocker. Let’s hope that something comes of our supposedly in depth discussions with Los Blancos.

And why can’t my next door neighbours just get into their car and naff off without slamming ever bloody thing they own with a hinge three times? It must be quieter living next door to car crushing plant.

BIOYC!


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  • melcyid says:

    Steven Gerrard has today started a course of antibiotics for an infection caused by a groin INJURY :silly:

  • Borat says:

    Harry ‘I’m no wheeler dealer’ Redknapp thinks “I know, I’ll do an advert for Sky Sports with that Jeff Stelling fella, triffic lad, playing on my cheeky chappy East End wheeler dealer imag….oh wait, no, fuck off I’m a football manager”!

    Would have liked Klinsmann but would settle for Ancelotti

  • McG says:

    See the goons lost their cup, nice

    • melcyid says:

      A trophy less end to last season and a trophy less start to this season.Cant even win their own trophy on their own turf and picking and inviting their own opposition.NEW YORK RED BULLS are this years heammorhoids CHAMPIONS.
      Looks like Henri picked the right team to join.ARF ARF :daumen:

      • melcyid says:

        Henri to winger,I am going to leave le scum as they are going nowhere.
        arse whinger, we are building a team for the future
        Henri,I am going to end up at the New york redbulls ,they look like a team capable of winning a major trophy in london some time in the future.
        arse whinger , Dream on mon petit cochon, dream on

  • Mr_Spiggott says:

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    I have now mown my lawn.

    I am about to strim the edges.

    [This was brought to all of you who were here this morning and like minute by minute updates]

    Mr S :daumen:

  • Mr_Spiggott says:

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    Missus just told me the neighbour has asked if i can keep it down as he’s having a kip :shocked:

    FACKINEL :angry:

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