Bonsoir. That is your actual… okay I’ll just get on with it. Tempers are understandably fraying by the hour. If not by the bleedin’ minute.
It’s pretty bloody clear that this guy is shaping up to be the last guy we take to our hearts. Unassuming, diligent all that jazz but in the final analysis he was a wrong’en.
But do not let me lead you to your decision. I believe this poll to be true and fair. As will be the flaming envelope of dog poo I intend to have left on Modders’ doorstep once I get his address.
Vote. Get it off your chests. I would.
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I would take Drogba & Sturidge + £20mil. If we got £40mil every player we tried to sign would suddenly be worth £30-£40mil, look how much Liverpool had to pay 4 Andy Carroll because they had the £50mil from Torres.
get him sold for 40, jenas and co out, get diego for around 15 and aguero for 45. sit back watch the title come to the lane. Happy days!
There was a young fellow called Modders
Who was one of our malcontent squadders.
He wanted to go
But Daniel said NO,
It’s getting like Delboy and Rodders
Good player, but a bit overrated is my opinion.
I’d love to let him ‘rot’ in the stands, but it’s just not going to happen. That’s why we need to get shot and sharpish.
Get levy to make another ‘gentlemans agreement’ that if modric shaves his mankey hair off and plays the up coming season for chelsea in nothing but a pink skirt and permently has to have the look on his face of a man thats just been tossed of in a massage parlor or a sniper blows his legs off?