Morning.
And welcome to Friday, gateway to the weekend. I tell you this much, this weekend my ambition is to do less than nothing. If this weekend were a dog it’d be a poodle.
Real Madrid,talks in. That is from Football_Agent9Football Agent on the old Twitter malarky. I happen to think this chap is ‘good stuff.’ No cryptic Bow Locks, he tells you what he knows, to the best of his abilities, whenever he can.
Source tells me Spurs are deep in negotiations with Real Madrid, not sure what for yet but will keep you posted.
So that should be just about sufficient to send your average Yid into a decent enough spin for oooh, days? Conspiracy theorists must opt for Mourinho. Lunatics for Kaka. My guess is we want to know what powder and fabric conditioner they use on their kits to keep ’em so smashingly brillaint white.
Answers on in the comments box shaped postcard below. The winner of the best reasoned or indeed unreasoned suggestion wins ‘ The Best Of Neil Sedaka’ LP autographed by David Pleat.
This gate-fold sleeve album includes a Polaroid of the ex Tottenham supremo wearing a ‘Brighton In Bloom 88’ t shirt baring the ball point dedication, ‘I miss you, my Calender Girl.’
BIOYC!
I think Harry’s after some of Mourinho’s fashion tips…
Higuain
Thats what I think, Higuain was good mates with VDV too.
Redknapp said 2 world class signing, that rules out Adebayor, Vucinic, Parker, Leandro as none are world class.
I think it could only be Benzema, Mata, Higuain, Diarra that he is talking about any 2 of those 4 and I will be delighted, obviously one has to be a striker and we need to pop down the road to Valencia for Mata
What would happen to Sandro if we got Diarra ? Have you thought about that ? Doubt it m8…
Completely agree Jay good post. #
Mata and Benzema
COYS!
Anyone see Bojan-gles has signed for Roma? Replacement for Vucinic perhaps?
Oh the intrigue!!
I’ve heard Ardiles is over in madrid doing some serious arm twisting with Higuain. They are currently sitting a sleazy snack bar, sucking sogey sausage rolls !
Did you work at the NotW? I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much alliteration in one post on here. Great work.
What can you make out of yapping yids yawning at yams?
Special spuds spewing seriously speculative shite seven days a week. Chuckled hard at the yams gag, good work.
my ability starts & stops with the letter S it would seem.
It’s all in your Soaraway Sun!
Sister Suzie sowing shirts for soliders, those short sleeved shirts that sister Suzie sews…
Mr levy was in talks with florentino perez for tips on how to beat uefas financial fair play rules this comes some 6 weeks after khaldoon al-mubarak visited and shortly after negotiated with his daddy to sponsor his new toy, Joe Lewis is quoted as saying “i Intend to purchase all stakes in m&b and raise their profile immeasurably, linking them with my other investments is an obvious way of doing that, the HARVESTER SALAD BOWL development formerly NDP will be built in the spring of 2014 here in lyford cay I don’t think the travelling will put the rest of the premier league off and the fa have already set a precedent with MK dons”.
I only live 2 miles from Lyford cay so that would suit me down to the ground :daumen:Im all for that,and I am negotiating right now for the roasted peanut franchise.BAHAMAS CHICK KING and BAHAMAS KEBAB soon to follow.