Good evening. In the softly spoken words of Sidney Wang, ‘Conversation like television set on honeymoon: unnecessary.’
But this latest shot from our gallant lads in training must be worth a punt at the old caption comperoonie.
The winner of the funniest suggestion wins a set of autographed dentures belonging to David Gold. Second prize is a fortnight for two in Mr Gold’s panic room. Third prize is 3 entire minutes in the company of David Sullivan.
The judges decision is final. Your home may be at risk if you go out leaving all the doors and windows open.
Sorry, wasn’t getting into the swing of things…
GB ‘Heurelho, I’ve just heard that Liverpool have offered £15m for Downing’
HG ‘Caramba Baler, steady with the jokes, I’ll drop the ball and this is the first one I’ve caught in ages’
GB- see a little super glue helps you out no end !!
“Well Heurelho, it sure makes a change from my arms dragging along the ground like usual.”
He was asking ” What colour is the new away kit ?”
“OMG HE CAUGHT IT” – Bale