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Diarra Deal Also Heading Towards The Toilet

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Hello fight fans.

Harumph. Those pesky Spanish and Italians appear determined to wreck Redschnapp’s rescue package.

Apparently, Roma are stepping into the frame in pursuit of Lassana Diarra. The transfer to Tottingham was in the bag we were told by these season’s crop of fresh faced ITK’s. Sadly it appears that the bag has a hole in it.

If Spurs don’t get their act together soon I’ll be looking for a bag with no holes in to stick over my head. Maybe that’s what the blue & yellow was. The hues I’ll go as I asphyxiate myself.

The Italian press are now reporting that our deal collapsed last week and now the Giallorossi are going to step in, not fanny about and sign the chap they need to replace the soon to be off Daniele De Rossi.

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  • Lennon's dad says:

    Thank god he and Beanayounskelator are not nice enough to be seen in our shirt. The computer says no to Ady Benayoun Diara Lennon swap Zamora Crouch. Yes to Zidic Samba Soulymane Kane. We can get in the top four without City coming with wads of Money. Aguero has changed the game and City’s chewing gum Joe the goalkeeper shows me they are fully charged and we have not started.

  • MikeN says:

    Don’t think DL was ever serious about purchasing. Just wating for the end of sale bargains, as always!

  • Tony says:

    Come on chaps. If he were good enough for Spurs, there would be no way that Arsenal AND Chelsea would have let him go, playing only 20 apps between them in 3 years. Arsenal let Bentley go for a reason…a reason that we are now finding out. Diarra could have been the same. Someone else please… or how about no one. Central midfield only needs improvement in the BACK UP, not in the main cast.

    • LosLorenzo says:

      “If he were good enough for Spurs, there would be no way that Arsenal AND Chelsea would have let him go”

      You mean like Gallas?

      “Central midfield only needs improvement in the BACK UP”

      So you think we should be looking at players who are less good than Diarra?

  • Kev says:

    Harold could we get your blogs and create a kind of Top Trumps card game, it would be a new line of environmentally friendly, conversational and inspirational cards a perfectly unique touch for any special event, wedding, funeral or Bar Mitzvah or riot…

  • wilboid says:

    Match of the Day seemed pointless without Spurs the other night, not to mention disturbing. I found myself thinking irrational thoughts like “Football is actually really boring” and “It’s just a bunch of simpletons running about chasing a ball and falling over and kissing each other while being cheered on by a load of fat losers”.
    Hopefully I’ll be cured of these demons soon…

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