Good Afternoon,
That Dave Cameron’s a card isn’t he… am I alone in wondering if he could safeguard a Tuck Shop?
But first prize at Clown School today has to go to Stan Collymore who genuinely believes that now is the time for cultural icons such as footballers and rappers to step forward and offer to help out ‘the kids’.
Stan, it is one of the reasons that these uneducated subculture scumbags are in this vacum of theft, bullying, violence and misery …they can’t see much beyond the plastic ‘glamour’ of footballers and rappers.
Branches of Waterstones, of all the stores attacked were uniquely left unharmed and this speaks volumes about what’s missing from these people’s lives.
Anyway. Football.
Word from Spain is that the mighty Tottinghams are plotting a €26M bid for the boy Llorente. I’m unconvinced that should this be remotely true that it will happen before we managed to coax – possibly using cattle prods – some of our existing talents out the door.
Bentley should be Blackburn player sometime soon. Defoe is certainly wanted by both Sunderland and Toon who both have cash money on the hip. PSB is probably bound for the midlands but we’re in undisclosed fee territory here.
Is Llorente the answer? Arguably not. But given that many other doors are closing by the minute it will probably be a toss up between him, Adebayor or Benzema.
And all this of course, points quite soundly towards last minute deals.
Again.
Now I’m not a great one for stats – they don’t always tell the correct story. For example stats made Rebrov look like he couldn’t score in a whittling contest. I much prefer to put my faith in those 3 minute Youtube comps. They are far more instructive. Today, on the advice of an ITK I watched an Argentine forward scoring a lot of goals for Udinese to a rousing soundtrack. He looked like Messi. Yesterday I did the same for a Colombian wizard playing for a Dutch side. He looked like Messi. I know this site has its ITKnockers – but assuming one is blue and one is yellow – I say let’s buy both.
I have it on good authority that Levys been holding out for a better offer for PSB, so far a pack of wine gums and last years beano annual with the word search already done is on the table…
I’d keep him – and play him. Keane and Defoe up front. We all used to love that partnership didn’t we.
Didn’t we?
yes in a time when linguring in 6th was ok, that was a few years ago and PSB cant get in with the three stooges we had in rotation last season. as far as he goes theres a popular childerens story about a dog called “Old Yeller”, i think its about time he was taken out in a simular fashion, tears of what once was in our eyes as the trigger is pulled…
I have a pre sucked gobstopper … would that secure his services?
Llorente is what we need he can hold the ball and very skilful and strong it create as much as he scored
Can I just point out that the reason Waterstones was left alone was that ‘da kidz’ now have Kindle’s from Curry’s Digital…
I think your giving them too much credit. It is probably due to the fact that they cannot actually read.
you talk the shit make i still wait for the adebayor for the 1 month
I’d strongle him