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It’s All Levy’s Fault – But It’s Alright Rodney – Arry As A Cunnin’ Plan

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Wotcha.

In an unsensational and all too predictable flash of cockroach like behavour, our tight lipped supremo passed the buck for this evening’s thumping to …Chairman Daniel Levy.

Levy, who has done nothing but hamper the clubs process by shipping in expensive deadbeats for the last two years finally brought Mr Redschnapps out of his self imposed vow of silence and meditation this evening.

“We need one or two and we need some characters and I’ve said this for a long time to the chairman.

I know exactly who we need and if the chairman can help me get them then we’ll be a better team”

This would be funny if I didn’t care. Arry bought Defoe back and his strategy there was to eventually give him a Jimmy Greaves DVD. Arry watched PSB die a slow death at Liverpool and spent millions resigning his corpse. And then Arry brought in 3MP and did his level best to turn us into a modern day Watford.

If this wasn’t enough, he then publicaly backs the idea that we sell arguably our best player to fund the purchase of an old West Ham player and an old Pompey player. Not mum’s jewellery, Dell!

In the words of Del Trotter, who needs a recession when you’ve got him as a financial advisor?’

Arry makes Venables look like Alan Sugar. He makes Fred & Rose West look like Terry & June.

Yes he’s probably the best manager since Keith, but by Christ he’s beginning to frighten me now.

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  • Eleth_bay says:

    We are gona be 4 games 0 points

    • Nicktheyid says:

      Been thinkin the same myself 2pts 8 games………we are bottom o league.we are bottom o league…. Co on join in

  • dawson4president says:

    Harry is really pushing it now,
    Why does he think he can use the media to bully our Chairman ?
    Harry seems to be intentionally causing conflict..

  • Nicktheyid says:

    I know exactly what we need and if the chairman helps me we’ll be a better team.a New Feckin Manager!!!!

  • forhodssake says:

    On the one hand he should be taking some responsibility for the fact that we seemed so unfit/ran out of steam after an hour.

    On the other hand if we had an experienced combative midfielder or two – Wilson at his best, Sandro (although we shouldnt expect too much as still a youngster) or dare I say it Diarra, Parker or someone we might not have capitulated so easily.

    You can understand his fascination with Parker as our captain didnt exactly lead by example when the sh*t hit the fan.

    • MysteriousStranger says:

      We sold O’Hara. Sorry, Harry sold O’Hara.

      • Alspur says:

        No – O’Hara refused to stay. There’s a difference.

        • MysteriousStranger says:

          Really?

          So if Harry wants characters but doesn’t appreciate O’Hara, then O’Hara isn’t effectively pushed out of the door?

          O’Hara is well within his rights to wish to play first team football, and has proven to be more than capable, and he did so under Ramos. If Harry gives him practically no chance of this, please explain this difference.

          Harry showed him where the door was by not picking him/loaning him out.

          We got £3.5 million for him. A steal for Wolves. Triffic.

  • DubaiSpur says:

    0 points, 1 games. The clock is ticking, Redders. Unfortunately for us, we have to suffer while you faff about hiring bootlickers whose only abilities as coaches are to organise five-a-sides and kiss your arse. You’ve done a decent job so far, even with your non-existent tactics and lack of any coaching whatsoever. I pray to whatever entity resides beyond the pale that you get lucky again. That way, we do well, you eff off to England, and we appoint someone who can actually manage and who hires coaches based on more than just their brown-nosing.

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