The Barclays Premier League, already in an advanced state of meltdown has been shaken to it’s very core this afternoon.
Rumour upon rumour have frayed the nerves of the toughest of men. News of confirmed transfers are thin on the ground. 3MP is currently being goaded into the back of a white van by a pair of Senior Keepers from London Zoo. Kieron Dyer is discussing terms with Holby City and Jermaine Jenas has locked himself in a female toilet cubicle in Brent Cross shopping centre.
Despite repeated pleas from Arry Redschnapps, no improved bids from Cheatski have emerged. However HH understands that the player has decided to take matters into his own hands. Levy & Co.’s Imperial Guard have been scrambled and are blocking the Kings Road.
SSN captured the moment the Croatian broke free.
Nextgen Series
Tottenham 7 – 1 Inter Milan…
Pritchard (2) Bessa (pen.)
Coulibaly (2)
Gomelt (3)
Not neccessarily a full time score :-D
Gomelt sent off shortly after scoring his hat-trick which put us 6-0 up in the first half. One assumes for their pen to bring them within five :daumen:
6mill, not bad modders-parker running the middle i like the sound of that, plus adebayor up front, very nice.
I see Asamoah Gyan has apparently handed in a transfer request. Perhaps he wants to join a team at the foot of the table :ermm:
Sky sources say it’s categorically untrue. Other media (the BBC) got it wrong. Thank God there’s less than 7 hours to go. Where’s Berbatwat? :silly:
@chrisbevan_bbc #BBCFootball Dimitar Berbatov spotted driving on North Circular road #thfc #Spurs
…looking for his mum?
Parker is reported as costing £5 mill. I recall reading a few days ago, that Wet Sham were prepared to ‘rent’ him out to us for £4 mill per year.
Assuming that his time with us is less than ideal, at least we will not be able to label him as a “rent boy”.