Date: 3rd August 2011 at 8:32am
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Good morning,

Being a fan these days is like having some mad disease. You’re viewing everything at time lapse photography speed, everything that surrounds you is rattling by accelerated.  But you’re in a slo mo zombied coma.

You know when things bad. The world’s worst ITK, Jasper has remerged from another sojourn in Broadmoor. I don’t mind people getting things wrong, we all get things wrong, but Jasper’s pronouncements are either the diametric opposite of what will happen or stuff that appeared in this morning’s paper.

Jasper Watch is now on amber.

So hopefully the news that we have begun negotiating for Nilmar will keep you going until well, at least teatime. The word comes from @Football_Agent9 who is also saying that Diarra is done, certainly either a loan, perhaps permanent. Which explains our discussions.

Oh Christ, what have I done? Cue an avalanche of ‘ITKs’ revealing that Nilmar discussions, ‘looking good,’ ‘player wants to come,’ and ‘VillaReal arguing over add-ons’ and a conveyor belt of assorted attention seeking.

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