Evenin’ all.
The game wot many of us watched turned upon the substitutions at half time. Here then are my thoughts wot I had whilst enduring this televisual feast.
Mind how you go.
Gomes 6 Looks decidedly less gormless sans gum shield. It’s all about perception.
Charlie 4 Those Lighter Life diet plan thingymajiggs actually work then. Triffic.
Dawson 5 I blame Bassong for his jitters.
Bassong 3 A jitter generator.
A&E 9 Top Charlie Banana Dalai Lama.
J**** 0 Looks the part, talks the part. Not so good with a football.
Peanut 0 Scientists have made a footballer out of balsa wood.
Krankie 6 Never seen a player look so sad.
Modders 6 Proof that real people cheer players. I’d ban season tickets.
Azza Blud 5 Lively in places, shameful dive for the peno.
Dances With Scones 4 Some textbook cheap fouls. Little else.
Bale 7 Quite simply broke them in two.
Pav 5 He needed to be triple jointed to get to his dismal ‘passes.’
3MP 5.5 Like Llorente. But with a goal and teeth transplanted from a horse.
Defoe 5 Hot to trot. No argument here.
And yes I left some out. It would be nuts pass comment on cameos that didn’t rock the Kasbah.
latest from clogland – we’re in for david ruiz – left footed, inside out right winger (figure that one out)
sorry – bryan ruiz of fc nineteen and a half
Late again but here’s what I learned yesterda:
We play better in a 442 formation
Crouch and Defoe can score goals but need the right formation
Lennon is as important to us as Bale (although the dive did make my stomach turn)
Pav is our worst striker by far, can’t play up top on his own, can’t pass, can’t hold the ball, can’t control the ball, makes poor runs, makes worse decisions (if by some fluke he manages to control the ball), he has no connection with any other player in our team and, and most importantly Pav does score goals but not if he starts the match (as I have said before). Despite all this he is still rated by some fans as our best striker and excuses will be found for all his shortcomings whilst the goal scorers are dragged over the coals, I’d take Peter Beadle over Pav (I’d even consider PSB).
J**** has spent so long in poor Spurs midfields chasing shadows he has forgotten what to do with the ball when we got it, too many times he got it yesterday and run into another (more competent players) space then once the pass was to short he’d turn back to where he just came from and throw his hands in the air exasperated there were no options (there were he just missed them).
Well, that’s what I think anyway.
Best description I have read of Pav in a long time. Really hope someone buys him
442 is the new buzz word Van has failed his M.O.T.
Nannieyes Roonneyredface Smallingthinface Cleverbastard he come back from two down and won in injury time just Like King Kenny team did when he was sat watching the Spanish waiter weave is magic pills i mean his coaching skills. North West Tempo 3 North West temp 2 We play Everton next oh shit i hope we score in the second half just like Nani or look out for a fast run from dead man walking and ex Utd Saha haha