Sunday Sermon #FaceLikeAKickedInFridge

Beloved In Christ,

Karren Brady. There’s a clue in the name pointing to an inherent neediness that made her parents opt to shoehorn in an unnecessary, extra ‘r’ in there. Presumably to pave the way for their little girl being extra special, a standout Karren amongst all then other also-Karens.

MORE stories today that the delay in confirming West Ham’s move to the Olympic Stadium threatens to thwart the nation’s bid to host the world athletics champions there in 2017.

No. Questions marks over the Olympic Games arose from civil disorder on the streets of the capital city and live images of the assaults, lootings and vandalism being beamed across the globe.

To suggest THFC hiring corporate detectives to go through dustbins to reveal questionable business relationships in a £500m deal probably didn’t have the same impact.

Spurs have taken their baton home on this. And I don’t like the way they are behaving. When a club reportedly stoops to employ private detectives to dig dirt on another, they’re discrediting the game and themselves.

Ha. I don’t like the way you where Miss Piggy wigs, but the way you behave has no bearing on facts.

Here’s a fact for you Karren. You said repeatedly during the bidding process for the OS that there was a waiting list for WHUFC season tickets. The figure seemed to vary dependent upon which day you were asked. But 15,000 was mooted at one point.

So why are you still advertising season tickets as being for sale, if there is even a waiting list of one single person?

I’ve told police my phone has either been hacked or private records acquired in what I’m sure will be a frustrated attempt to blacken my name and West Ham’s.

I’ve told Father Christmas I want a swanky new touch screen PC for Christmas. Oh sorry, where were we? This I hope is investigated thoroughly. And should it transpire that it cannot be proved your phone was hacked, you apologise in your column.