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We’ve Signed A MIdfielder But …They Want First Dibs On Bale

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Good afternoon pop pickers,

Some interesting information has bubbled its way to the surface,  like a fart in bathtub it catches your eye but hardly enhances your life.

Real Madrid are to blame. The Spanish rotters or Los Blancos as they prefer to be called are leading our fearless crack squad of transfer negotiators a merry dance. Benzema on loan came the cry in the last window but a deal went sour after refining, refining and the timing of Higuain’s injury and so Benzema stuck with the devil he knew.

This time around Benzema is still ludicrously a potential target despite he very recent public pledge to the Real cause. Adebayor I’m told would be happy to play for us, but he’s equally happy to sign on permanently with Jose. Reality appears to have sunk in at long last and he knows that whatever shirt he’s in next season the owners of the badge won’t be paying him what he’s been getting.

The twist in the tale is that Real have sought a ‘first refusal’ from us for the boy Bale. This in relation to the season following this one. If this were to be granted then the transfers of Adebayor or Benzema –  or theoretically both – could be made that much easier to facilitate. 

As if a sign of goodwill, the Diarra deal was made painless. A sign of how easy business can be when the seller is guaranteed to be looked after in the future.

Make of this what you will, passed on in good faith by all means do strongle the messenger if it makes you feel better.

There is a ‘fakinel’ shirt up on the ShotDead website and I noticed this morning that orders started flying in yesterday. I deliberately haven’t put it up on here as to me it isn’t spelled correctly and has a ‘c’ in. This will be rectified but in the interim if people want it without the ‘c’ they need to let me or Shot Dead know!


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  • Chrispurs says:

    A&E man of match, Daws poor, but J**** is now *****

    • emspurs says:

      a five star performer, that *****

      And here i thought he had been ***** for a while. Maybe we can start taking stars away. For me, he is already at *** – eventually he’ll just be invisible…oh…hold on…

  • Aimee says:

    a lot of you are not using the time old way of beating your wife, stop slating a team that just won a preseason.

    • onedavemackay says:

      Preseason matches seldom mean anything. But we were reminded today that Jenas is not good enough to play for Tottenham and that Krancjar despite the penalty miss creates loads of chances.

      Crouch takes three decent chances per season. I suggest we sell him now to avoid a lengthy wait til the next one.

      If we do not get two decent strikers in I will not be responsible for my actions

  • Aimee says:

    Wow, Riots. Area needs regeneration : )

  • mark says:

    Pav is in my opinion is our ‘super-sub’ and will never be more than that. That gives him time to watch/study what’s going on from the sidelines and then make the most of it when he comes on to great effect.
    Usually when he starts, he’s dog shi*
    I saw more than enough to see that llorente is a far better player than pav.
    Harry normally gets some decent players in and if Modric goes i’d be happy to see vdv take up that position and not cause any more problems to us not having two up front ( see the difference yesterday second half! ).

  • obviously like your web-site but you have to check the spelling on quite a few of your posts. A number of them are rife with spelling problems and I in finding it very troublesome to inform the truth however I?ll certainly come again again.

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