I am indebted to Citizens Fatfish and Seppoyiddo for supplying some of the most excellent caption competition fodder in living memory – Salute.
And so here is the first in a – be warned – rapid fire succession of funny bone seeking snaps.
Pictured is the happy go lucky 3MP having his Barnet done courtesy of a local man who’s premises were looted by some animals that broke free last week.
Last time I looked the old boy had £35,000 squeezed into his sky rocket courtesy in large part to the wit of Björn, Sophie and Omid at Bartle Bogarty Hegarty who kick started an online appeal to aid the uninsured 89 year old tonsorial artist. Quality work :daumen:
Anyway he’s trousered loads, crisis averted, so let’s get merciless on Pet’s boney behind. Innit.
Best caption wins The London Eye. This high profile London landmark comes complete with a nearby river and lots of buildings that scattered nearby for convenient viewing.
Your ownership pack include a large tin badge bearing the legend, ‘Do You Like My Eye?’ , some photos of the Eye and some paperwork. All entrants must be either on their lunch hour or at a loose end.
Rodders; sit still; Casandra will go bandy if I cut off one yer britneys
Doctors attempt to surgically remove a small man with a camera from the top of Peter Crouch’s head. Experts believe the growth was responsible for the steady decline in the footballers skills.
nice.
was the operation successful?
On a side note, once in the barber’s chair, no matter how old you are, does anyone else feel like a young kid again looking in the mirror at an older version of the kid you once were?
only when i sit on the wooden board as well
:lol: Must just be me then.
That was a bit of a ‘tumbleweed moment’ there mate
‘ere Pete, you’re a popular fella aren’t ya? There’s been two geezers, a welsh fella called Ryan and some chav going by the name of Terry or something both wanting to know how long you’re gonna be here…. Think they were monks though…. kept talking about entering the Abbey…
Welcome back HH. I was suffering withdrawal symptoms.