Good afternoon.
Our old enemy confronts us again. Our squad for the old Bar Codes on Sunday may be heavily depleted. Word is that Adebayor, Sandro, Van der Vaart, Charlie and Krankie are all subject to last minute inflammation inspections.
Add to this Les Dawson, Billy Gallas an Dances With Scones who have no return date plus Azza Blud who appears to permanently ‘a bit gouty’ and we are close to a ‘bare bones’ speech from talkSPORT’s number one correspondent.
A plethora of absentees. Which for word fans not only means ‘a lot’ but as an archaic medical term refers to a morbid condition due to an excess of red corpuscles in the blood.
BIOYC!
Boris Johnson got the pox of off some old tart at West Ham [boardroom],but when he gave it to Anne Widdicombe she gave him a righthander,but they have made up so now he is muffing her snatch.
Sounds like a fate worse than death – fish with hair on anyone!! :freu
Boris is a cunt and deserves it.
They’re all cnuts – that’s why they’re in politics – fucking useless tossers i.e. unemployable to you and me. :-|
:sick:
Anne Widdecombe (Urg, Shudder) must be a Lesbian then if she’s gotton poked by Boris (Urg, shudder) that really makes fanny on fanny action (cleaned up version)
Rooney’s kick was no worse than Beckham’s all those years back. Can anyone remember how long DB was banned for?
I think, 1 game,but 25 years from West Ham fans
That’s what I thought. Hope he appeals as it seems a little harsh really! I don’t honestly care as Spain will piss the Euro’s anyhow, just don’t view that as fair punishment..
The codes always seem to do us wouldn’t be surprised if we al a Hansen capitulated in the 2 bs half Defoe will score and so will Hutton!!! ( For Villa)