Good morning.
Late last night I received a phone call from from a withheld number. Here is a brief transcript as best as I can recall it.
HH: Hello Manny’s World Of Erotica how can I help?
Voice: Mr Harry?
HH: Dad?
Voice: No Dad. It is me.
HH: Who me?
Voice: No. no you it is me.
HH: Who’s on first?
Voice: No like Abbott & Costello.
HH: Luka?
Voice: Mr Harry I need you help.
HH: If this is about that tee shirt money…
Voice: What tee shirts?
HH: Sorry, different Luka. How is your chicken badge allergy?
Voice: Better, but I still a speech pattern like Chico Marx.
HH: No good?
Voice: No bad.
HH: So what’s occuring?
Voice: No like Daily Mail.
HH: Nobody like Daily Mail. I mean nobody likes the likes the Daily Mail.
Voice: Daily Mail full of chicken poo.
HH: Guano.
Voice: I am go on. You interrupt.
HH: They don’t have a source?
Voice: No source. Daily Mail chicken poo. I like Tottingham training.
HH: So it’s not old fashioned?
Voice: In Croatia we have sheep head in bag for ball. Turnip for cones.
HH: Beckham trained at Spurs didn’t he?
Voice: I am married.
HH: Eh?
Voice: Not my type anyway.
HH: I was saying Beckham trained there so it must be decent…
Voice: No indecent. I always wear truss to stop raunchy time mistakes.
HH: So you are happy at Tottingham.
Voice: What you hear?
HH: Listen I have to go.
Voice: I have to go too. Where are you? We go together.
HH: Goodbye and good luck.
*dial tone*
Yeah, i came here expecting one of the other high quality spurs sites. You know, there is one, erm, s’called. erm. Ok, they either all just copy and paste each other, its a 16 yr old on vital football expressing 16 yr old views, or transfer tavern, where anything is possible.
Long live HH and his begrudged love of harry and his insistence that Gio is good.
Aimee, what other high quality Spurs sites are there?. There’s the Knucledraggers and Whingers social club, but that aside there so few that offer this level of inane,sardonic or acidic perspectives into the wonderful world of football blogging.
Yah, i just said that. : )
So did I,Snap
bales gonna bash the barcodes.
Does The Daily Mail own The Metro? Or even if not.. Is there any Russian involvement in them both?
If it smell like a turd, looks like a turd and tastes like a turd.. best not eat there.
The Metro and Evening Standard are one of the same and used to be part of the Daily Mail group. The Standard had a long running but losing battle with Levy who I believe banned their top ‘reporter’ from the Lane. The Standard was sold for a pound (over priced) ironically to a Russian and I’ve no doubt that old sores are still open and the salt is still being poured into them by these hacks irrespective of who they now ‘write’ for?
Matthew Norman (a self-confessed Spurs fan) was the hack banned by Daniel from WHL.
As for the Standard and Snail, i and my jocular little group of musketeers have aways referred to both as the ‘mini-Mail’.
*essentially they are all identical*
Standard and Metro (tw*t).
Long live HH – from the sublime to the rediculous. And may it continue so.
So, a 2-0 win today puts us fourth with a game in hand having already played four of the other five likely top six finishers.
Win that game in hand and we go to within two points of the reigning champions.
I’m sure there’s something to whinge about, but I sure as hell can’t be bothered to go looking for it.