Good morning.
Late last night I received a phone call from from a withheld number. Here is a brief transcript as best as I can recall it.
HH: Hello Manny’s World Of Erotica how can I help?
Voice: Mr Harry?
HH: Dad?
Voice: No Dad. It is me.
HH: Who me?
Voice: No. no you it is me.
HH: Who’s on first?
Voice: No like Abbott & Costello.
HH: Luka?
Voice: Mr Harry I need you help.
HH: If this is about that tee shirt money…
Voice: What tee shirts?
HH: Sorry, different Luka. How is your chicken badge allergy?
Voice: Better, but I still a speech pattern like Chico Marx.
HH: No good?
Voice: No bad.
HH: So what’s occuring?
Voice: No like Daily Mail.
HH: Nobody like Daily Mail. I mean nobody likes the likes the Daily Mail.
Voice: Daily Mail full of chicken poo.
HH: Guano.
Voice: I am go on. You interrupt.
HH: They don’t have a source?
Voice: No source. Daily Mail chicken poo. I like Tottingham training.
HH: So it’s not old fashioned?
Voice: In Croatia we have sheep head in bag for ball. Turnip for cones.
HH: Beckham trained at Spurs didn’t he?
Voice: I am married.
HH: Eh?
Voice: Not my type anyway.
HH: I was saying Beckham trained there so it must be decent…
Voice: No indecent. I always wear truss to stop raunchy time mistakes.
HH: So you are happy at Tottingham.
Voice: What you hear?
HH: Listen I have to go.
Voice: I have to go too. Where are you? We go together.
HH: Goodbye and good luck.
*dial tone*
HH… I’d hit it.:D
big day for PNB I reckon….
hope he doesnt get lost amongst all that black and white
is this the game to play 1 up top with Rafa in the hole (til his legs go ) and keep JD for the last 25mins?
yes, so was the Arse game
Absolutely… question is, who plays right if
Sandro’s not fit…
looks like it’s Livermore
I’m guessing that means Modric moves to the right, then… we need energy against the Barcodes – highest workrate in the league, I think…
more likely Livermore sitting back when Walker bombs on…
We never do well up there do we. Think this is where our run comes to an end. Expecting us to lose by the odd goal.
Hope I’m wrong. A win today would put us right in the mix.
The Harry for England brigade will be out in force later.
COYS BIOYGC
I missed the discussion on the last blog, I just thought I would add something. A thought. The golden age of football has already left us. I am a sad panda.
Let’s chew those barcodes up so bad they just look like a shade of grey. COYS.