Good morning.
Yesterday we had the breakfast, today the dog’s dinner. For those of you joining us late I am one of those born again moany types who went from enjoying Arry amiably providing the press with quotes …to one that has become increasingly jaundiced with his inability to break wind without calling talkSPORT and shooting – if not literally talking them through – the breeze.
Arry has responded to Rafa’s gripes via not only the same medium but via the same newspaper.
“Yes, it does seem to be a problem. Rafa can’t run back and chase the full-back. Against the better teams it is a problem. Rafa’s best position is in the middle, playing just behind the front man.
The only problem is that Jermain Defoe plays there too and Jermain is playing very, very well at the moment.
So, I guess I have got a decision to make, haven’t I? I suppose it’s now between Rafa and Jermain over who plays in the team.”
Dear Mr Redschnapps, if you genuinely feel you have a decision of such mind numbing stupidity such as this to make, please make it your last.
also altogether now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFtLONl4cNc
good song for our dutchie in there somewhere
Oh. My. God.
If you ever needed undeniable proof that we are in the throes of an international break, Michael Glenister has obligingly provided it.
I think even the most ardent HH critic would have to agree that this blog has never been anywhere near the level of pointlessness exhibited in the linked article (OK, so the caption comps may not be directly newsworthly, but at least they’re good fun).
In short, he is criticising footballers who chew gum on the pitch, and hold up our dear A&E as the main scapegoat.
You have to read it to believe it. My favorite part is when he argues that A&E shouldn’t chew gum because he might choke and die. Quite apart from the fact that there is surely at least one person in the crowd at your typical PL match trained in performing the Heimlich, isn’t that an argument against chewing gum in general? If he actually believes what he is saying, why isn’t he calling for a total moratorium on gum-chewing. Why only the footballers.
Bubblegum. The silent killer.
(facepalm)
Am I just being overly protective of my favorite afro toting LB, or is this Michael fellow a complete power tool?
I’m ever so tempted to write a follow-up article.
“Should the Mentally Hadicapped Be Allowed to Blog on the Internet?”
I had to check the date to see if it was April 1st.
he should tell it to sir alex
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