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12 Great Reasons To Stop Whatever You’re Doing & Shout, ‘Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah!’

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  • Phil McAvity says:

    Statistically 7 out of 10 men who post on blogs have a penis size of 6 inches. I’ve only got a 5 inch penis……wide.

  • TMWNN says:

    If rat face had turned up at Old Trafford, and Redknapp hadn’t fielded a team to lose against City, we would be top.

    :dizzy2:

    • SpurredoninDublin says:

      I am thinking about the transition of City from the team that lost in the Community shield, to the team that played and beat Manure in the PL.

      I know ADE is prohibited from playing for us, but if he could, I think we actually see a similar transition to the team that got spanked by Shitty.

    • UnkleKev says:

      If we hadn’t been turned over by the Mancs Levy might not have been convinced that Parker was needed.

      • SpurredoninDublin says:

        I wouldn’t argue on that, but I got the impression that the Brady Bunch didn’t want to sell him, but wanted to rent him to us. I believe the sum of £4mill pa and we pay his wages.

        What a bunch of chancers. They must have got te idea from some of those walk-up flats they own in Soho where (I am reliably informed), you can rent a woman by the hour.

        Seriously though, if that deal had gone through, can you imagine how quickly the name “Rent boy” would have been attached to him.

  • SpurredoninDublin says:

    Here’s mine. We are currently ranked seventh best team in Europe by Statto.com. Teams above us are the two Mancs, Real, Barca, Valencia and Porto.

    The same site is also predicting 3rd in the PL, NINE POINTS AHEAD OF CHEATSKI AND TWELVE AHEAD OF ARSE AND BINDIPPERS

  • jim says:

    “statistics are used as a drunk uses a lamp post, for support rather than illumination.” Cant remember who said that, but i liked it. Statistically am i forgetful?

  • SpurredoninDublin says:

    Zip-a-dee-doo-dah

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